Venice Peach

I'm still mad at her for changing the lyrics on the final version

She should turn I Talk To Jesus into an dance track. He said only read the reeeeed dance break

I'll never not think of Lana giggling when I see that keyboard smash of an acronym

Her Summertime cover has been glitched into my phone for at least a week now... no matter what I play or in what platform all it shows is "now playing Summertime" with the cover and all that. I know I probably just have to update my phone's software but I'll use this as a sign of LDR9 being jazzy with amazing vocals

We'll have to check her Spotify page constantly cause if it wasn't for insiders we would have missed the triple singles cause she didn't even post about them on release And when she posted about them she just deleted it shortly after ???

Neil did say "see you soon"... even if the album announcement is happening next year they can still randomly upload the cover like she did for BB Or at this point I'd take a random picture from the photoshoot Or maybe they are just going to have dinner together on Thanksgiving

Visuals and album title + date (and probably snippets) would be too much for my little heart to take but I still want it

It would be an amazing way of promoting it too They could just use parts of it for the ads. And even better... the preorder date showing up at the end like the Chemtrails teaser

I'm still not really sure that she was going to use the recorded footage for all the album visuals tho... cause she only said she wanted to turn that into a snippet of the past 2 years so maybe it was just a personal project as a cute memory of her family and other loved ones. Part of it was definitely going to be used for the album trailer cause she mentioned it herself on the BB release IG live but I doubt she was going to center the whole visuals of the record on that. I'm also thinking... if it was indeed for the album I guess the director (Rich Lee I assume or even Chuck) probably still has parts of it right? Like at least she could maybe get some stuff back for her own sake even if the concept was scrapped. Maybe she didn't mention it cause she didn't want to go into that much detail... Poor Lana it makes me sad every time I think about it

She probably took a 1-2 month break from the album when it happened because it was a stressful situation as a whole and that's where the delay came from, she didn't have to start over with anything music related since the og files are with her producers... Ben's comments pattern also supports this theory. What I wonder is whether the album was supposed to come out this year or not cause if she finished it in the summer she could have had the vinyls ready by December but it's not a good month to release an album anyway... so maybe 2023 was the year from the start. What I'm sure is that we'd have a single and the preorder now if it was planned to come out in January (before the delays I mean) At this point I'm kinda accepting the fact that it's all starting early next year but I'm still holding onto hope for a little treat this or next month

I also thought about that but she was still kinda secretive about the whole thing before it happened (only vague comments about the new songs she had on the livestream and the W Magazine interview without much details other than general statements about an "untitled album"). She also posted the Rockefeller snippet after it happened and told us she was still confident in the record so she actually talked more about the album after the incident than before

There has to be something really unexpected/special about this album... like she knows nobody will spoil anything this time so she's the only one who can do the real teasing as she wants (not counting Ben's nonsense)... yet she only posted a less than 10 seconds snippet and didn't even reveal the title. Even if the album wasn't as close as we think (which I still think it is, I can't see it coming later than spring) that didn't stop her from posting a million snippets from NFR, the TJF snippet before having a real date or 3 singles months before the album. There has to be something... Plus BOZ going crazy for you about the album. I know insiders tend to have questionable taste but I feel like praise is often a better indicator about the quality than hate. I can't contain my excitement

We can't even trust regular people on lanaboards now

If you think hard enough you can actually hear the album through Lana-to-delulu telepathy. I'm already on the second track but it's exhausting

Unless the announcement was coming today so 1h earlier wouldn't hurt anyone

Yesss OTTR Pt.2

Only Emile and Tim could make BTD 2.0. Mike Will Made It would give us Queen Of Hearts

The announcement was that it was indeed her birthday and Lana wasn't lying

Please tell us now if you were joking... I assumed that was the case at first but now I'm moving and I have a lot to do today so... I need confirmation

If we all become fake insiders we're taking their power away from them so we won't have to deal with them in the future

Cl*yton

When she announces LDR11 before LDR9/X

It's fun tho... I move with the slightest tiny piece of crumb but I was confused cause I thought I missed something since I took it as a joke

Wait why is everyone moving? I thought the "announcement today" was manifestation on their part not actual maybe insider info