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They also teased things coming after CFY snippets leaked and nothing happened (they probably expected the whole thing to leak in a day or two). They are using mysteriousness to deceive the fact that they are not a real insider. And I'll be gladly proven wrong and even issue a formal 3 page apology if they spill something that can be verified and it's actually right So yeah Ms. Whore, it's your time to shine now that dollie has been obliterated into microplastics in my blood

Yes I'd like everything about the album to be a surprise except the actual date. I need to look forward to something

@PatentLeatherDoOver I forgot Ben's exact words but I've always thought the double release was alluding to Chemtrails & BB both being 2021 albums was it him saying "album(s)" or something like that? And when he said 9th (at least) he probably meant that it's at least her 9th album cause he didn't want to defy Lana's reasoning of LDR9 actually being LDRX But yeah I love your theory, two whole new albums would be a dream but if it happens I think it's more likely to be like 2 concepts in one (like 10 and 10 songs) and not literally 2 separate releases (or maybe they could sell them separately in 1LP each and a special 2LP edition with the whole thing)

Neil keeps posting unrelated pictures in front of that flower vase Maybe it's the particular spot in his house with the better lighting but it's funny how those are orchids too

I wouldn't mind a couple more snippets as long as they are short like the Rockefeller one. I don't want her to post the whole song in 2/3 parts like she did with HIAB and Cinnamon I also could do without snippets at all if she's releasing at least a single soon tho... I just need new Lana

Someone made an AMAZING graphic showing all their moments and their up and downs They were basically a random person playing the insider and they were extremely rude all the time. They ended up guessing some things right (cause they probably got the actual info from other real insiders like getting WCE early) but they lied with all the other stuff Edit: they ended up being banned by posting a snippet of Lana's cover of Buddy’s Rendezvous before its release. It was probably premeditated cause they knew what would happen

I 100% agree and I love that it is that way but I think her label would want the word to spread to other circles not necessarily related to music fandoms so a bit of standard promo like on Facebook for the Karens and Lindas out there or some billboards for the casual person passing by are still needed (not really needed per se but in industry terms). One of the reasons for BB doing poorly was because people literally didn't know it came out I saw a lot of people shocked on twitter that thought Dealer was a lone single and that she didn't release a whole album Lana doesn't need anything at this point, she's set for life but Interscope probably has some tricks up their sleeves for this album, I know it

Literally nothing... dollie never showed up again and nothing happened yesterday

I read somewhere (can't remember where, maybe on the lana reddit or that ig account that posts when HM opens) that accounts with a lot of followers/requests don't automatically accept everyone when they go public. I don't know if it's a glitch or if it's intended (or if it's even true, but it seems to be the case...)

Plsss I love this thread. And I love how much effort @SoftwareUpgrade is putting in explaining each meme . We can maybe have all the explained memes posts pinned together in the thread so they are all together for people that want to do a deep dive

I think "Liz I'm Calling From Calihoma" was from one of lanadelrey's album concepts (the iconic user here, not Lana Lana ) I can't tag them for some reason

And then you buy me orchids and it's fine, I forgive you almost all the time

I love them. They came here, told us about their friend knowing Lana was having a photoshoot in NY and dipped Straight to the point

Duckeella N Cleistes, two genus of orchids. The album is about the climate crisis and the lead single is called Microplastics In My Blood. The album is coming April 22nd, on Earth Day

They are a bit big tho... her head would fall off

Neil posted the orchids on Twitter too... the last time he uploaded something without tagging the artist or linking his own work was when teasing the Weyes album... It has to be Lana (or another artist maybe but I know it's not for Weyes)

Dollie is the new Jenna

I still need to know who you thought it was I also have some theories...

Plsss I'm so curious now you have to tell us

I mean we've been lied by Lana herself... I couldn't care less about fake insiders lying to me I don't think any of us expected anything anyway but it would have been funnier if dollie actually showed up

When a random youtube channel called TheDollClub posts both the PWYC and the California MVs tonight

She's literally robbing me right now I didn't even let her in, she just kicked the door open and entered while screaming some nonsense about Sylvia

OMG THERE'S ALSO A picture on the wall of me on a John Deere Jenny handed me a beer, said "How the hell did you get there?" Oklahoma mm, mm

If you could magically make LDR9 sound like one of her other albums (just one, don't dollie your way into UV+HM) which one would you choose? I think I'd go with BTD, not because it's my favorite (HM stan forever) but because I think it's the least likely to be referenced again in some form