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guys imagine if the album wasn't called rock candy sweet or blue banisters. boz said the “title track” wasnt produced by jack but he never specified the title track was BB this kinda is more wishful thinking than anything because “blue banisters” doesn’t sound like a revenge album

am i close? i know ur lurking eclipse

maybe they know something we don’t... omg ... blue popsicle.... blue bannisters?

do we think boz used the squidward licking a popsicle pic as a clue? maybe the cover is from the day she took that blue popsicle pic...

omfg it’s so weird how all of this is coming into fruition in time for QFTC’s bday because literally LAST NIGHT i had a dream that lana posted an igtv video titled “question for the culture 2.0”

anyone else get kicked out of viewing the atrl blue bannisters thread

I checked if cherry blossom was on shazam when she posted the lyrics and it already was, i don’t think it being registered means anything tbh

i do not think i can handle another album ruined by jack

on one hand i really want her to finish whatever she’s working on with mike and put that out, but on the other hand i reallllllly want a summer release

so... this album is “shocking” in some way rock candy sweet is a lyric blue bannisters is not produced by jack (possibly mike dean?) and described as “cute” mike dean confirmed working with lana but said they aren’t done lana is telling us the album comes out july 4th (63 days) the vinyl process takes 90 days

MIKE DEAN

this is for paula deen who’s talking shit about us wanting a horror theme album on atrl

her worst album title the only thing that can save it is an amazing psychedelic blue tinted cover.... i’m not gonna hold my breath

the scrobble guy was @actuallylucas but I just checked his last.fm and none of those songs were there so unless it’s someone else it’s probably fake

@BlackoutZone u suck I know you’re selling 20 million no seriously can we get real information? like who are the producer(s)? are there collabs? how many tracks? there’s a way to give us information and still leave the element of surprise. these insiders are truly useless

now that i’m thinking about it, lanas albums are really hard to fit into genres so the fact that none of the genres were correct makes me feel better i was just listening to an unknown lana instrumental and realized if someone held me at gunpoint and asked the genre it was, i would die after that series of mental gymnastics, i can safely say today was a win because now we know it’s nothing safe enough to fall into a basic genre

Top 10 Weirdest Music Genres #8: Nintendocore. ... #7: Splittercore & Extratone. ... #6: Pirate Metal. ... #5: Crunkcore. ... #4: Avant-Garde. ... #3: Catholic Psychedelic Synth Folk. ... #2: Danger Music. ... #1: Japanoise. take ur pick ladies

ok we know there is an album because lana referred to it as an album. but boz is referring to a project. so, maybe he doesn’t even have the full album and instead only has a project that is included. “project” can mean music video, maybe even something like tropico? but i really doubt that because it would just be too good to be true. or i’m reading too much into this and boz just called it a project for some weird reason

someone did say, It’s either a country album or she's going all out on the critics and name dropping publications” and he wrote a page later that no one was right so i think we avoided that disaster to be clear by disaster i mean country

can he actually give us some useful info im tired of the vagueness. this is why eclipse was bullied off lanaboards

“not what we expect” what we originally expected: folk, country etc what BOZ confirmed it’s not: rock, alt, hip hop i'm more confused than ever like what can it be

what if she posted both rcs announcement and blue bannisters announcement bc she couldn't decide which title she liked better and wanted to see which got the most likes

imo aka is better than nfr, lfl, and = btd

i really can’t see this album being a tired continuation of chemtrails 1. she wants revenge 2. she’s releasing in the summer. if we look at her summer releases (uv and lfl) they are exciting albums and 100% feel like summertime. 3. jack has been MIA and shown no support for (any) of lanas recent announcements so far im not sold on blue bannisters as an album name or a summer title track. this is where my logic gets run over by lana herself in her truck. so for personal reasons, i am pretending the album name is still rock candy sweet.

imagine the unreleased track is ridin