The Stargirl Pinky

Girl not even Ohioites want to be there get tix to Little Rock instead lmao 💀

HELP SHES GOIJG TO ARKANSAS TJF CONFIRMED

When Lana recorded the album at the Waffle House and the opener starts with when I was a waitress wearing a blue dress then what?

I wish everyone could experience Fishtail the way AJay did it’s a gorgeous succulent track and the gorls that get it get it it’s been amazing since day 1

Well talk slower gorls

Predicting 1732 pages

When the left tiddie gets her moment on the cover omfg let’s fucking go!!!!

Buttered Noodles On the Veranda incoming lead single Seafoam Nova

OMG?????

Damn ok so for logistical reasons Monterrey and Guadalajara are canceled but will postponed dates will be announced soon, the other two are still on

I was in the winter of my life And the Reba I met along the road was my only summer At night I fell asleep with visions of myself dancing and laughing and crying with ha Three years down the line of being on an endless world tour and my memories of that ginger was the only thing that sustained me And my only real happy times I was a singer Not a very popular one I once had dreams of becoming a beautiful Waffle House frycook But upon an unfortunate series of events saw those dreams dashed and divided like a million stars in the night sky That I flipped spatulas for over and over again, sparkling and broken But I didn’t really mind because I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted and then losing it to know what true freedom is

HELP I thought this said pornographic credits and an Apple/Pornhub merger was not on my bingo card this year

Pls that exhilarated scream at the end

Deletedddd help not me guessing the make of the vehicle I’m sorry Lanitaaaaa

We really got Behind The Chevy Silverado Rental Car Steering Wheel instead huh

She’s really coming for her Latina crown huh

I’m usually all gags on this site tbh but I wanted to add a more serious 2¢ life lesson that I hope people take with them. A good friend of mine opened up about her infertility struggles which turned out to be a literal life or death situation - I’ll skip the idiosyncratic details for ha privacy but we spent some time talking about the dangers of bringing up this kind of topic at all because you never know what kind of struggles someone is going thru. Maybe they want children but can’t have any, maybe they are simply waiting for the right time. But I’d encourage everyone to tread carefully when talking to (or about) anyone on this topic. The last thing we want to do is alienate or hurt someone inadvertently because we weren’t being mindful or felt the need to comment on appearances (which comes with a similar mindful responsibility!)

HELPPP wrap up the pedicure Lanita and fucking goooo

Ya’ll I truly CANNOT recover from this picture her hair her makeup the dress what the actual fuck she looks GOOD this level of servery is indescribable there’s something witchy asf about this pic like she’s luring us into her beauty spell I’ve transcended naur I can’t believe she went this hard I stan for life le photo from le footage by le @West Coast

Girlies on my tenth hour of drink I feel like shit but we are here send me your highlights how was the show! I just know @West Coast slayed the entire time screets are saying Lana saw him and fainted mid way thru the show!! Skdndjdn did she ever do for k ofc not why would I ask but im giddy at the thought of this!!

LMFAO THE GIF

Just like that dreaded “you can’t stop switch it uh-uuuuuupppp” soundcheck video huh it still plagues me to this day

Now hold on isn’t this the gorl that was petting her at the airport? She cannot be trusted

You know what's so wild is that despite all this crazy shit she continues to be generously kind to her fans offering pictures, cheek kisses, hugs, etc she really is a giving soul

Pls I’m calling my basement a subterranean from here on out I’m obsessed