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Apprentice fucked up at work so bad but I can’t even be mad at her cause we’re gonna kiki to tough the minute it hits 5pm

It comes out the minute I finish work I’m gonna be listening on the motorway full volume I’m so excited

bye I couldn’t edit it I had to reload😭

It had 4,000 videos on tiktok two days ago now it has 10,000 a hit is incoming I have prayed for times like this

My phone won’t stop playing the acoustic snippet from the teaser on loop even though I’ve closed all my tabs

Is there a cleaned up audio yet bc I can’t hear shit omg..

Colleague at work said her friend met Lana in LA and apparently she said she’s bringing a horse onstage at Leeds… which is very Lasso ima just say but also this bitch is always lying about doing her work so i wouldn’t be surprised if she made that up..

Knowing Lana, I think she didn’t know how to answer and was just kinda saying words…..

I have a question for Mitski! @ultrabanisters to the viewers at home, it felt like you were often targeted by Ru Paul. Do you think that if Lindsay saw that side of her, she would have won? I remember a key episode where the viewers could see some bruising around your eye, but it was never addressed. Some viewers are theorising that it was edited out to ensure a Ru Paul win, are you willing to speak on this? Furthermore, @Lindsay Lohan what do you have to say to the fans who are speculating about potential tampering from producers?

I can’t believe the girls have gone international! The North Korean leader had this to say:

girl how long is this video gonna take to film cause they been taking a while..

One of the current submissions so far giving 1950s, but gorgeous all the same!

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

I think it does sound like it. But I don’t know whether it’s intentional or not. Lana has a lot of songs where meanings make sense and she’s saying them in a way that it could very easily be heard as something else, kinda like LSD/deep normality. Another one - MAC, official lyrics are “the lightning, the board, the thunder” but you’d be forgiven for hearing “bolt”. I do think she does a lot of these intentionally. White Mustang is a bit of an odd lyric for a hook, so I wouldn’t be surprised if the real lyric was intended to be “why am I staying” and they just transformed it? Could also just be something people hear🤷‍♂️

The faces she was pulling during all the songs omg the eye contact w the crowd.. she actually seemed to love being on stage that day

I know she’s released like five albums since but nothing will ever touch this..

We want a jealous girl>my be daddy>dum dum medley

can the basement they run the g*ardian out of just collapse already

The song doesn’t mention Lana but it has the lyrics “baby you the bestest” which has to be a direct reference. I also love this song to death.

when the walk out intro music is put me in a movie…… lights camera accion……..

waking up at 7am is so much nicer than staying up late i can’t believe ive won like this

This is the song but I think the screen is muted and it’s just something they’re playing in the background rather than Lana related..

the massacre of coachella omg? when i saw the jealous girl soundcheck tweet

maybe for her own tour but this is a festival we don’t want a mass snooze before she’s even got started.. and yes this means no the grants either!

its set to start at 8 my time so lemme set my alarm for 9:30 just so I get there before she arrives