lanasbottom

Why do i stan the only two women in the industry who either lie 24/7 or don’t talk to anyone ever, hate promo, have no clue what a rollout or era mean and when they do it’s a mess why can’t we have it good like swiffers, ariana or dula peep stans… imagine lrd9 being a perfectly thought out, 1 year long era with a tour, interviews, multiple mvs, quality collabs… and then i woke up

And both drowned and died. The end.

did i miss anything interesting (lol as if) ?new birthday post ? rob in the studio ? new nikki content ?

"an instant 90 on metacritic"

exactly no more vaped out, snow white after running a marathon vocals please

jesus don’t make her remember this or she’ll get back to this horrid idea we are not

why would she sing a 7 year old song in a new album’s trailer?

i feel you, hard to get excited over another snoozefest album made by either jack, the bb guy or her senile dad… or all 3 together

it’s just a poem dear and honeymoon isn’t an insider anyway

idk but let’s hope it’s not those lyrics are so bad

i wouldn’t consider playing one (bad) song at some inbred country festival touring

he answered me "thank you pal! 🪐 🎶" after i told him honeymoon is one of the best records ever made should we dm him again and ask if he’s working with her again?

so the only thing preventing us from having to see them even more together is nokia not living in california ? dear lord let it stay like that

The way all of lanaboards manifests an upbeat/orchestral/experimental ldr9 while somebody’s retired grandpa is one of the main producers

Honeymoun never has any insider info unless he gets it from someone else first the only thing he’s good at nowadays is fighting with 14 year olds on twitter

damn i hoped she kicked him out

the street in question:

you for real or you for fake?

In before the next posts/clues are pics of some random dog, a piano on a porch and nikki’s dirty feet

maybe if he did his job correctly everyone and their grandma wouldn’t have access to those demos

Old Lana/new Lana discourse again huh?

no no no dream BIGGER: since she doesn’t have any Rick song’s left she can/wants to use they recorded new ones that’ll end up on the album making Rick one of LDR9’s main producers

oh clearly her new followers are a lot more active than the old ones, her random pics outlike huge accounts like gaga’s f.e who struggles to get 1m on many of her pics despite having 50m more followers but wbk lanita outdoes a LOT of the girls stats wise

especially since there was no reason to delete it in the first place … they should’ve just deleted twitter where she got all the hate from and keep ig, leave it on private for a month or two and then get back to business