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will we finally see nikki lane behind bars for the atrocities committed by her? will jack and courtney end up together ? how many days before she renames the album Blue Banjos With My Rednecks and pushes it back to 2023? this and more on the next episode of Lana Del Rey: she’s not unhinged, she’s just wild.

wait i just watched the live stream from yesterday and the woman who went to disneyland told her "congrats for your new album" and lana obviously didn’t think about cocc (lmao she really forgot that album already rip honeymoon tease) and she excitedly said "thank you i can’t wait for you to hear it" obviously meaning blue banisters which is a good sign imo idc that’s a good omen

he did listen to it the first time exactly the day before lana posted the first time about blue banisters on insta... i think he DOES know sumn

not a thought was thunk luv

some of y’all just talk to talk

like???? she literally began smoking again 3 weeks ago... i mean she loves rednecks ok but i don’t think she’d be the "smokes during pregnancy" type of redneck

EXACTLY i BEEN saying that like if he wasn’t available to finish cocc and that pissed her off... how would he have been available to start blue banisters which kinda obviously was made right at the end of cocc?? the math aint mathing. Plus if he was involved he would’ve liked or commented something regarding her posts and nada nothing, neither on insta nor on twitter so i’d be really really surprised if he has a major role in this besides touching a few things maybe...

what a truly awful thing to think about

in that case we’ll take the cola serve and pretend the coachella mess never existed like i’ve always do

it’s definitely the other way around. when she said my new record rock candy sweet we all assumed she meant an album but i’m pretty sure she just meant rock candy sweet as her next single/song talking about cultural appropriation/the media and blue banisters is the album hence her announcing it as the album yesterday.

true but it’s very unlikely and if she/her label have a last braincell left her releasing on july 4 when she’s branded as the biggest republican karen is kinda an invite to get trashed .... let’s wait and see

yes my bad mixed them up but my point still stands july 4th is a sunday i doubt they’d let her release on a sunday so it’s likely another september 5th or top of the year situation....

idk what it’s worth but addictiontovinyl posted the "cover" on their insta page saying "get your wallets ready for a gazillion vinyl variants" so i messaged them asking if they knew if that’s the final cover and they answered "it’s just a fill in image and not the finished image"

okay so it’s safe to say the album won’t come out on the 4th... i don’t see her releasing an album on a sunday plus billie is releasing friday 30th which is the same week. she’s at interscope too so i heavily doubt they’d let lana release the same week. the album comes out either a week before billie so during june (which would be ideal for her and for us) or a few weeks after so probably july/august at the earliest....

that’s it for me it’s confirmed. cherry blossom WILL be on the album and i manifested that for years now. it will be reworked and have strings, synth pads and guitars and i don’t fucking care THIS IS MY TRUTH

mike dean did make beyoncé’s love drought and partition aka masterpieces. jack made... chemtrails production (which i love) but when it comes to blandness...

Zach is definitely there i can feel it. Back at the book signing in october/november she said she still didn’t know if she should add dealer to chemtrails or not. the reason? she was already filming blue banisters with clay (he or she posted a pic of clay in the same yeehaw outfit) which means she already had the album or at least songs ready back then and that’s why she ended up keeping dealer last minute. someone mentioned a while ago that she might have followed mike dean on insta already back in november which ties into this. this means chances are pretty good that zach, mike and probably jack are working on this. jack didn’t post anything so i think it’s safe to say he’s at least not the main producer, otherwise he would’ve liked the album post or the music video post (which he didn’t ) or acknowledge the album...

why tf are the producer credits on genius saying jack, lana and dean martin ???

the way she’s been teasing so many things in advance since the end of norman... recurring themes of motherhood... you feel afraid mommy is there.... her teasing cherry blossom last month...THAT’S IT CHERRY BLOSSOM REWORK CONFIRMED

so did any off you look on shazam? the links? was anything found?

i feel like the fact he hasn’t said nor commented anything, which he would’ve had by now, is very promising tbh WAIT so were the lyrics y’all found some time ago real ?

at this point i’d take anyone shit courtney love could produce the album at least it’d be something different

she didn’t so this is excellent. she posted 3 post for the album already AND mike dean, the hip-hop producer she followed not long ago commented the post and posted it in his story tagging lana. it’s safe to say he’ll be on the album cause i don’t see why i practically stranger who she followed last month would be this excited about her new album... hip hop lana is finally back and jack was found dead in a ditch YAS

i’d buy a noose and a large tree

it died faster than prince phillip