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exactly like do we really need an insider to tell us there’s a possibility that a lana del rey album will be released ? like that never happened before

i mean yeah ofc jack’s on the album lana herself told that fan the same thing a month ago... like can they give us valuable info or just stfu cause those eclipse wannabe mind games are just annoying and unproductive...

pls they aren’t reliable at all they spend all of april saying beyoncé’s half a decade old formation world tour was coming to netflix on april 27th which obviously was never going to happen. we can take them off the interests list and put them on the fags who lie for likes list

tbh the first time i read it i instantly took it as "oh my god i can’t believe she’s doing this omg she’s over" or something like that ... my intuition’s very rarely wrong but god i hope ole girl is wrong this time otherwise it’s over for us girls let’s pack our bags just in case

ok this is probably today’s most delusional thought

source: someone’s dreams

i’ll stick to the woman can’t release ONE album in 2 years without delaying it 4 times i don’t see her release THREE in a 3 month period

bet i’ll bring y’all some candy since lanzi doesn’t want to

lana barely knows the lyrics of her own songs a month after their release i’m not counting on her to know the correct one

going to the store right now y’all need anything?

oh that’s possible i forgot there are like 10 different demos

oh yes definitely BUT let’s not act like anything on there is above uv, hm, nfr, btd or even half of lfl... it’s "and you lean on" not angelina tho

i love this theory so much holy shit but let’s be real aint no way on earth that woman could manage to drop THREE albums in 3 months like from every pov that’s nearly impossible especially when they couldn’t even manage for her to release one album in 8 months when it was ready to go for some time... For me RCS is a song on BB centered around the media and her revenge and that’s why she said record and not album in her story when she mentioned it the first time. And BB is just the album RCS will be on. Along BB she was working on the cover/folk album back in november/december and those are the 2 albums she talked about when she angrily answered to that jerk on twitter. If we even get BB before the end of the year that’d still be 2 albums in a single year which would be very impressive already.

i looked up all the other preorder announcements and: - UV cover/tracklist were announced 1 month before the release - honeymoon tracklist/cover 1 month too - LFL was 2 weeks but not even an insta post ??? probably because of the leaks or multiple delays... messy ass era lol - nfr 1 cover and tracklist 1 month again yasss consistency - coco tracklist and "cover" 2 months Since we’re 2 months away from the album (IF her ass didn’t lie again) a preorder and tracklist post could literally be coming any day now. i feel it coming around a month before the album tho but we’ll see

well... that would be me too then

yes i think they just got suspended so i remain right

you and me both sis that’s why you’re exactly the girl i knew you were exactly plus all their posts regarding lana are very vague compared to their more accurate info like them saying the album’s now on spotify well yeah duh if it’s supposed to be released in 2 months ofc that could be very possible...

i’m convinced y’all only like aka to seem edgy at this point cause those rankings are.... whew

diorleak doesn’t know anything. they are the walmart version of eclipse and probably only has access to youtube thumbnails a day or so before they get uploaded, i would hardly consider that an insider. yesterday it was still blabla folk album blabla chemtrails part 2 and now all of a sudden asap’s on the record ? yeah i’m not buying that... maybe i’ll believe diorleak one day but till now i haven’t seen them say anything accurate and reliable months in advance for any release so i highly doubt their vague predictions come true. i mean anyone with a brain could say lana just made the ugly cover to get free promo and it won’t be the album cover and you’d have a 95% chance of it turning out to be true.... sorry for ranting i’m just so tired of dumbass gays making up lies and everyone blindly eating it up every. single. era.

i see it’s "lie to ourself until we’ll crack and eventually listen to the leaks even tho we said we won’t" hours again

at this point both

none because we’re TIRED at this point. just so tired of her recycling her worst stuff. ugly ass selfies ? repetitive instrumentals ? whole lyrics and melodies ? STOP like sample or reuse the good stuff at least. if she wants to recycle things so bad sure fine ok but why can’t she recycle pretty photoshoots of her instead of the ugliest selfies she can find ? great honeymoon instrumentals or UV ones instead of jack’s boring snoozefests, great lyrics instead of the overused candle in the wind like.....

but how can you say yosemite who has a gorgeous prechorus, very nice chorus and one of her best bridges since 2017 lackluster and weakest of the album but call how to disappear meets love song with the recycled ass instrumental a gem? some people i swear

will we finally see nikki lane behind bars for the atrocities committed by her? will jack and courtney end up together ? how many days before she renames the album Blue Banjos With My Rednecks and pushes it back to 2023? this and more on the next episode of Lana Del Rey: she’s not unhinged, she’s just wild.

wait i just watched the live stream from yesterday and the woman who went to disneyland told her "congrats for your new album" and lana obviously didn’t think about cocc (lmao she really forgot that album already rip honeymoon tease) and she excitedly said "thank you i can’t wait for you to hear it" obviously meaning blue banisters which is a good sign imo idc that’s a good omen