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i know, it’s not your fault those insiders are just so annoying like stop telling us what the album doesn’t have or isn’t going to be SPILL ABOUT WHAT’S IT GONNA BE

do we really need an insider to know that tho?

well... that leaves 3 more days for her ass to say something WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING

regarding the news about madonna’s photographer i saw multiple madge stans say he has been following her for years so probably false alarm and there’s no collab with her. today’s the 20th day no? will she finally say something album related today/sunday ?

this is so bad i’m sorry like you say she’d be a sell out for working with madonna and you’d lose your respect for her but ARIANA out of all people is fine? she doesn’t even make half decent music pls for the rest britney isn’t more relevant than madonna is. bob dylan is a step away from the grave and no young person knows who he is. courtney is twice as problematic than madonna is. we already have collabs from the flop trio aka nikki, weyes and the other one, same for the weeknd and rocky... idk i don’t understand your logic at all and it seems kinda hypocritical but anyways MANIFESTING good collabs from great artists that add something to lana’s catalogue or at least streams or even better yet: no collabs at all

ah huh exactly i’m trusting the 20 day rule we’re getting SOMETHING LETS CELEBRATE

jurassic park theme YOUR CINEMATIC TASTE so y’all think we’ll get the single or...anything next (cursed) friday ?

where did i say you were? no one was mentioning you beloved

coming from the guy who dedicates his whole life defending a single random producer on the forum of a person he doesn’t even like is so

literally the definition of generic pop

like if your best exemple for defending a producer’s work is a generic taylor swift album you’re kinda losing the argument

jack’s catalogue before nfr wasn’t very strong nor long. mike has 2 highly acclaimed beyoncé albums . that alone is already a few categories above taylor and lorde idc I SAID ITS A GREAT OMEN

y’all is a general statement that can apply to anyone who feels like it applies to them. a hit dog will holler tho

i see !! but i think it’s just mostly the way jack plays and mixes his piano. take for exemple bel air, cherry blossom, french restaurant, the piano in old money... they are all gorgeous, lush, full. cherry blossom or bel air’s instrumentals express so many emotions and have that kinda angelic, ethereal vibe that works great with lana’s vocals. jack’s piano work is usually very very muffled, weirdly mixed, mostly simple chords and they lack that full feeling. i think that’s mostly what annoys people.

y’all finally gotta settle on which one it is, do y’all hate the grammys and critics or do y’all desperately need them to value an artist’s worth and the quality of their projects ? cause you can’t do/have both

girl you must have different versions of those albums cause there’s like 1 song with minor strings on cocc and you barely hear them and like...2 songs with strings on nfr

i just listened to Mike’s latest album and what i really like is him transitioning every song into the next one. i always dreamed of lana making a record where every song perfectly flows into the next one. imagine a whole album with freak/art deco transitions... a dream i’d like to dream

the fact that the producer of lana’s up coming album worked on the most acclaimed and one of the most important works in modern music history just gives me that RUSH like wow just him being confirmed on the record is such a great and promising omen

sure but that wasn’t my point, you still get what i mean

you could catch me saying i want another playboy carti collab. you could see me manifest a taylor collab even tho i don’t like her. you could even catch me ask for another nikki lame collab. but you will never, NEVER, catch me wanting jack back. never. ever Tiffany. over my dead body.

i can do both i contain multitudes

it didn’t, an unreliable twitter insider said that so it’s definitely fake

MIKE JUST RETWEETED ME I LOVE HIM ALREADY exactly mikey show jack what it’s like being loved by your clients fans

this narrative is so boring and childish. literally no one listens to lana to "shake their bussies" whatever that even means. like i’m sorry that i simply don’t see any melodic layering, or layering of anything at all on cocc... and constantly shitting on her big productions like btd like she wasn’t the one who wanted those big and heavy productions all while constantly lecturing everyone else about how they have to love her leftover joni mitchell attempts is kinda tired too (and this is not an attack or critic of your post love , i say this generally cause a lot of people constantly bring up this part of your post so just my 2 cents)

EXACTLY fuck that man idk how we ever expected anything non-pretentious from a producer who keeps his annoying mumblings in a badly mixed guitar song just to prove he makes hOnEsT music like ???? idc fuck him i hope we’ll never ever ever see or hear from him again i see y’all still didn’t stop treating qftc like it’s a serve and not one of the most embarrassing moments in her career?