Furor Poeticus

Yeah 4/5 or 80/100 basically means a very good album we just need more reviews with a different scale

Venice Bitch got best new music on Pitchfork so they could easily give that to Taco as well post-release

Imagine getting the album early and giving it 6/10 that’s so rude

Among those early reviews the majority is positive so that’s a good sign, but we need more rave reviews with different scoring because so far we’re slightly below 80/100

Not the pastor interlude taking away her 9s and 10s. Judah Smith you will be dealt with

On a positive note, NME calling it masterful still is a rather really thing, basically saying she’s consistent in being incredible. Most artists get trashed from playing it safe, but Lana definitely does otherwise, since the composition of the album is rather risky

LOL the The Guardian reviewer wouldn’t get along with LanaBoards after calling Blue Banisters Lana’s best album

The reviews highlighting Fingertips and Taco really get it

Margaret getting all the praise

Getting acclaim already

What a fucking slay of an album

Björk is also accused of having unmelodic music, it just proves the heights of genius Lana has reached

I don't understand the word unmelodic at all, it definitely doesn't describe the songs on Ocean Blvd

Kintsugi is giving Joanna Newsom with its length and great lyrical content

I want to see her be overwhelmed by Lana's greatness, Queen Mother and all I blame Gaga psychofans

The top 5 from the album to me are (in alphabetical order): American Whore Candy Necklace (or Fingertips, I can't decide yet) Grandfather Peppers Taco Truck x VB

I'm manifesting a post release Best New Track on Pitchfork, and Best New Music for the album of course

Does anyone have a link to that song sorter maker? I'd like to make my ranking of the album

CN

The literal jumpscare of this album is

Get Free and Taco Truck being her best closers

I just know people's reactions on YT will be wild

The way this album's final act is probably the very best in her discography

THIS

I'm certain if the og version of VB had leaked this forum would've lost its mind thanks to it. I guess some people will never be satisfied