Furor Poeticus

Periodt bestie if anything it's a misunderstood simile. LanaBoards free figures of speech course

OK how is it an oxymoron though

Kintsugi needs to have their ass ate for their services to LanaBoards

I wanted an album during the Pisces season, 2 days before my birthday Why Lana why???

That sounds worse than troll sc*t I stumbled upon once on twice on debris

Plsss she’s already writing her next thing as we speak, trying to surpass herself again with a title whose acronym has 20-30 letters this time

Since Kintsugi is like 6 minutes long it must be her (un)intenational Joanna Newsom moment

But I can’t

If a song with such a hideous title like Taco Truck ends up being her best closer that’ll be so camp

How much more misery is going to happen to us??? I wish it were possible to keep the old date for streaming at least

Ummm why is it postponed I want to die

Case closed. Close the thread

'Cause every time I said no It wasn't quite what I meaned I know it’s poetic license probably but it just doesn’t sit right with me lol

Some of y’all’s early tales are horrible. Now it’s no debate this line is iconic

Wait I love this, it's like an unintentional reference to Joanna Newsom's song Ribbon Bows: There is a spring not far from here The water runs both sweet and clear Both sweet and clear and cold Could crack your bones with veins of gold

Pardon my ignorance but who's Jerry???

Die

The album is literally so far away We’re still in 2022 and dykttat is like 25% into 2023 I can’t

I’m positive it won’t be on DYKTTAT. I consider it a standalone soundtrack song

Lana needs to announce something because whenever a pre-release is parched some of y'all feel the need to share bad takes

There’s always been something off about Reddit Lana stans to me lol

Can you imagine us in this forum in our 60s waiting for leaks of outtakes from LDR37

I swear y’all I remember that after COCC’s release I thought she’d go on a longer hiatus and then BOOM BITCH she announced RCS/BB She’s here to stay and keep us fed and should the hiatus come, she will always have her indisputable legacy