Furor Poeticus

Die

The album is literally so far away We’re still in 2022 and dykttat is like 25% into 2023 I can’t

I’m positive it won’t be on DYKTTAT. I consider it a standalone soundtrack song

Lana needs to announce something because whenever a pre-release is parched some of y'all feel the need to share bad takes

There’s always been something off about Reddit Lana stans to me lol

Can you imagine us in this forum in our 60s waiting for leaks of outtakes from LDR37

I swear y’all I remember that after COCC’s release I thought she’d go on a longer hiatus and then BOOM BITCH she announced RCS/BB She’s here to stay and keep us fed and should the hiatus come, she will always have her indisputable legacy

Her phallic acronyms solidify her as the gay icon she is First COCC and now DYKTTAT

Lana is the Whore of Babylon confirmed: And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

Watch tasteless people call the album boring once it’s about because the songs are too long and basic bitches have an attention span of 3 minutes because of the steaming era

Did you know that there’s a tunnel in my arse daddy?

To me Visions is a masterpiece, my favourite album of hers and one of my most loved albums overall. I don’t understand the Halfaxa hate there’s so much strange beauty in its mystical composition; I refuse to believe there are people who don’t vibe to Weregild, Sagrad or Dream Fortress. And my controversial take, I don’t consider Art Angels as her peak or artistry. I adore the REALiTi demo and the 3 clear highlights the album has but I rarely revisit the deep cuts

Flipside because it isn’t a part of standard UV. Everybody should have an easy access to it and revel in its greatness

Off topic but hasn’t the embroidery thing coincided with the attempted coup at the Capitol as well? What a messy time that was.

Candy Watch when?

My mum enjoys the new single. Good that she doesn’t know English, though, because she has no idea there is a line fuck me to death

I swear some of y'all have the worst takes I've seen here

I don't think we'll get the album trailer this time I'll be pleasantly surprised if we do, though

Since there'll be some really long songs, I wish there would be one Venice Bitch long track and a few Cruel World long. Maybe it'll be Lana's longest album yet?

Archetype: The Nonconformist

She’s so mother for that Björk sample

At least stream the new single on loop with sound muted, Mother can’t lose the streams

I have loved everything she’s released consistently since I was like 10 Ocean Bald will be no exception

I’ve been in pain all day and this chaos doesn’t help. Put me out of this misery, Liz!