Furor Poeticus

My mum enjoys the new single. Good that she doesn’t know English, though, because she has no idea there is a line fuck me to death

I swear some of y'all have the worst takes I've seen here

I don't think we'll get the album trailer this time I'll be pleasantly surprised if we do, though

Since there'll be some really long songs, I wish there would be one Venice Bitch long track and a few Cruel World long. Maybe it'll be Lana's longest album yet?

Archetype: The Nonconformist

She’s so mother for that Björk sample

At least stream the new single on loop with sound muted, Mother can’t lose the streams

I have loved everything she’s released consistently since I was like 10 Ocean Bald will be no exception

I’ve been in pain all day and this chaos doesn’t help. Put me out of this misery, Liz!

So now what?

OK this is a serve

Stoooop I’ve been confused for hours thinking “wtf is an Ocean Bald”

I mean Queen Mother has said herself it’ll be a wordy album so it’s only accurate for the title being long. Come through, DYKTTTUOB

Literally, I had a hookup lol I could’ve made it less vague. Anyhow it’s funny seeing Boulevard spelt like BLVD because I keep reading it as BALD and that’ll be us on Friday

March 10th right before my birthday

OK wtf y’all I didn’t check for a few hours and BAM 70 new pages more. Has anything significant happen or is it our general group chaos???

I don’t like yellow

OK February is acceptable but this album should’ve come out months ago already

This screamed ALBUM COVER the moment I saw it

I actually would love to hear RBFY and YTH on an LP, but I don't know if any possible rework of the latter will top the leaked version

I wish she would release Yes Yes Yes

Happy birthday to Queen Mother Supreme

Pls Lana release YTH finally I know you’re reading this now’s the time

I want a song where she drops a c-bomb