honeybadger

how do they even GET the album???? i've never understood... is val one of the 5 gays? is chunk the supplier? do you live under the floorboards in her recording studio?? i literally have no clue how the hell this all happens in the first place

screaming in the hills of yosemite in 12 days we did it for fun, we did it for free... we waited for lana, we gave her a plea.... and in 12 days she'll listen, and release yosemite... lanaboards may have fought, and you might disagree... but yosemite's arrival will make an angel of me

my rule of thumb is that if most of the words aren't clear or understandable, it's not worth caring about, even if if ends up being real.... so i'm tuning out this one i'm pretty sure in the mojo interview or review it said "duet" about BUS. but idk why she's not credited then.... maybe just backing vocals/harmonizing and she won't have her own verse like zella and weyes do in for free

another day of pain and waiting i'm hopeful that white dress will actually come out this week, but if not it's not that long until the 19th anyways. the only thing that's making the wait painful at this point is lana's silence and the utter delusion and anxiety from fans especially those that think the album is delayed... insanity also if we don't get an album trailer i'll make my own at this point the chemtrails teaser is so short i'd be sad if it was the trailer

11/10 i love that video so much

white dress/waitress is just such a cute title... but i wonder if there'll be clear white dress/waitress wordplay in the song? or if she sings "white dress", but waitress is more implied and not actually sung? or there'll be a double meaning type thing like how some people think "soft ice cream" in salvatore is also "soft i scream"? i can't wait to hear it

my cancer is sun and my leo is MOOOOOOON

the beans are the last straw if i die before march 19th it's because the beans have come back to smite me

me desperately trying to fix the prerelease thread when everyone gets sad and chaotic anyways we've got this we have LESS THAN 2 WEEKS it's so close i can feel the cocc now

i'd take anything at this point.... the way a profile pic change would be an absolute dream

but maybe don't keep that bottle in your hand i think we're unhinged enough tonight

us dragging lana towards march 19th so we finally get cocc and her not paying any attention to it but i think we all did forget (i definitely did until someone mentioned it) how she said she was going to be quiet for a while... because she said it right before chemtrails release. so it's really not all that surprising that she hasn't really done much because she literally said she wouldn't. even if it's disappointing or frustrating or unusual

we got to dip our toes in during those eras maybe even a whole foot and leg... and then we jumped in all the way. but now we basically have to jump not knowing what's there... like really deep water.... so... chaos and delusion ensues

it's BEAUTIFUL HOW THIS DEEP NORMALITY SETTLES DOWN OVER ME let's take a breath do a guided meditation, album out in 2 weeks... i think we're all in shock... it's like being told you have to jump into an ice bath without getting acclimated first. no teasers or snippets, no previews, no leaks, barely any interviews, photos, magazines, statements at all. so now we're all freaking out because all of a sudden we're going to be submerged and it's harder to adjust

they even have a whole explanation on their website about why you might get charged and "refunded" yet i see "omg target charged my card it's coming" "target refunded me it's delayed" all the time i get that you're excited but... read this is my only outlet i think i would go insane if i was banned... who's going to take one for the team

thinking of taking the scat attack into my own hands so something happens

it's not being delayed at this point it's quite literally too late... calm yourselves

i agree, it's either "white hot" summertime, summer forever, etc, or "white hot" like blindingly hot, intense, neverending kinda love. i always imagined an album called "white hot forever" to be filled with romantic intensity and longing, just due to the sheer intensity of that phrase that being said (annoying) people could definitely twist her saying something like "i can be white hot" into "i can be/i am hot and white" which obviously is not the intent

i hope she doesn't say "i can be white hot forever" because that can be twisted... interestingly but i honestly can't imagine because i have no clue how the song will be structured - maybe there's a pre-chorus? post-chorus? it's part of the "refrain" but that doesn't necessarily mean chorus i don't think, so i could see it being in the pre-chorus and not in the chorus itself

the first time i read this i misunderstood but anyways .. i wish LANA would post something so i'm not just getting beans from that family i can't handle it it's for a good cause i'm pretty sure so whatever but omgdkmfsnj it's killing me that miss del rey remains silent 2 weeks away from her album release while her siblings post about bean dip

I'M SICK OF ONLY HEARING ABOUT CHARLIE'S FRIEND'S 24 HOUR BEAN DIP NOTHING from the grant siblings but BEANS... IT'S SEEK

me compulsively checking site:lana.lnk.to results restricted to the past year just to see "Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass Black Vinyl" "Chemtrails Over the Country Club smartURL"

bongos AND tambourine i'm pretty sure which kinda gives me AKA kill kill the ocean demo surf noir but more mountainous

omg i hate that im taking up so much space on this thread right now.... but i was looking at my signature and started thinking about how the colorway of the honeymoon shoot, or the majority of it, is kinda the polar opposite of the colorway of the chemtrails shoot. and this feels long so into the spoiler she goes maybe i'm thinking about whether chemtrails is a "warm" or "cool" album? HM is certainly a warm album for me especially sonically as is UV and NFR. the others i'm not quite sure, but i feel like chemtrails will definitively be a "cool" album, visually, sonically, etc? will there be warm moments like in the cocc mv - moments of fantasy, defiance, anger? but then again, i look at the white dress trailer and it certainly looks like a "warm" colorway. so who knows... maybe if we exclude the mvs then we can declare it a cool or warm album based on photoshoots agsd;kfhl but i have no clue

yeah idk what i'm talking about it's late and i'm tired most of the stuff i say in this thread makes no sense anyways so i was just following that trend dgsjkl but whether or not they forgot, didn't care, didn't believe, i personally feel it's important for the gp, whoever, critics, idk, basically annoying people who baselessly tear her down, to remember and just accept her life and what she's lived.... she's been fighting for that for forever