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honeybadger

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  1. until the original version finally leaks and everyone likes it more but that'll NEVER happen to the GODLY HEAVENLY creation that is yosemite, it'll be BEAUTIFUL
  2. STOP WITH THESE SNIPPETS i hate these fake snippets .... and not darla.... they all sound like she's singing underwater as koi fish swim around her and blub into the microphone and she's being held at gunpoint being forced to read random syllables
  3. i wrote this all out and then deleted it because it sounded like insane ramblings... but based on the layout of her instagram she could even if it's unrelated... i love anything she posts
  4. i never thought i'd feel hot and iconic doing everyday household chores or making my bed.... but here we are. lana truly has made washing my hair and doing the laundry iconic again we suspect its a body double because of someone she follows (? there's more specifics on that on this thread i think around the time she posted the photo teasers), they don't look like they're wearing a cast, it doesn't look exactly like lana. so we don't know for sure but people have basically concluded its a body double and lana might be in different shots not skating. she fractured her arm after all
  5. tbh that's part of why i love her... sometimes it gets out of hand... but we'll never stop theorizing as much as we want while knowing that we'll be wrong 99% of the time
  6. you might be right.... earlier i was thinking that she posted the (1st) white dress teaser on the 6th, and 20 days from then = feb 26th. obviously nothing happened then but it'd make sense that she'd release it 20 days from THIS (2nd) teaser!! but would she then release the video-less single beforehand
  7. don't mind me plugging in random white dress related words into lana.link.to trying to get something to happen.... coding besties who wants to scour her site i mean im glad that he got there before it was too late clarification king <3 thanks william for the moments of joy and jubilance though
  8. don't harass william j simmons please but let's go into tomorrow feeling FRESH and ready for possibilities. i personally will refrain from a countdown because it makes me feel like a god crazy
  9. WILLIAM J SIMMONS never lies. he knows all but feels like a lot... maybe he meant monday is it a coincidence that i'm hearing a dog BARKING right now as i type just like in the white dress teaser? i think not
  10. this is what i'm hoping, and if people are dull and hollow in the head enough to make cruel assumptions/baselessly criticize, who cares about them
  11. imagine... if she had just posted this on friday or thursday with a date... sadistic but i love it
  12. would be nice if someone could hunt the source code of her website for crumbs i would but i don't actually know how you always have the best energy who cares
  13. YES omfg you can see (what looks like) a trailer park in the background of what she posted
  14. 43 hours 7 minutes until monday 12 pm EST but in reality it'll probably come next friday or monday or two fridays/mondays from now
  15. and https://lana.lnk.to/whitedress still refuses to work.... everyday i refresh it and pray... but we have SOMETHING and that's better than nothing. tease me all you'd like lana im strong i can handle it
  16. sure if there's a body double give me body double honestly i don't care.... girl hurt her arm... so if there's a double so be it, it's professional NOT miss iphone homemade video so far so i'm sure it'll look good i CANT WAIT the dogs i love it i love that they filmed a trailer park
  17. david lynch and john waters she prob was just using the interview for trailer park lizzy and also saying this is a real video idk i haven't fully processed it yet BUT IMAGINE
  18. im all up in this thread I CAN'T WAIT i need it now im so in love with the teaser THE LITTLE WHISTLING NOISE AND THE WINDCHIMES JUST GHJDISFDF;LSD it's very trailer park california esque... and there's a trailer park IN THE SNIPPET i can't this really is for lizzy
  19. that trailer park video is one of my favorite videos of her ever i love it so much even though its kinda awkward i can't wait this is clearly for all the lizzy grant girlies (@LemonadeHeavens)
  20. she posted yesterday and today i say.... white dress on monday like cocc came on monday so why can't white dress also come on monday
  21. im screaming the dogs the FEELING of that video the clip i love it its so warm and nostalgic the sound of the roller skates and cars i can't
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