honeybadger

rockefeller, my own brother, god i love you baby

she's telling us that she's going back to the classics and the ldr9 album cover will feature her and a car!!!!

everything we officially know is listed in the first post of the thread! all other info floating around rn is pretty much just random speculation

i need a song that after listening to for the first time compels me to go on a week long (at least) spending spree destroying my personal wellbeing

she’s into boobs!!! fr though i actually stopped in the middle of the street and gasped … she’s so gorgeous and her energy is so serene and special

i am choosing to interpret this as katy perry heavily sampled lana’s plastic bag song which means the plastic bag song was actually written pre october 2010 and is a lizzy grant/early ldr bop

“he’s crazy y cubano como yo, la la” always sounded really stupid to me until i started thinking of it as “he’s crazy y cubano como yo la la” with no comma - the phrasing changes and i interpret it as “he’s crazy y cubano like i sing” since she’s singing in spanish .. and is crazy

claiming the title track

My cousin works at Interscope and gave me the following insider tea about LDR9: - Album title (as of now) is “Daddy’s No Carnivore”. “Diseased New California” is an alternate title that the execs are really liking right now. - The album is described as “pussy in a can”. Very experimental and bombastic with a floral twist. Being compared to Charli XCX’s Vroom Vroom EP. - She will incorporate trap remixes of her old discography as interludes. Songs currently being considered include remixes of Pin Up Galore, Jesus is My Boyfriend, and Scarface. - Album opener is titled “Roll Me Round”. Album closer is a 10 minute recording of Lana and friends & family doing various kinds of ASMR set to dissonant plucked guitar played by Jack Antonoff. - Track 3 is called “Hit Me From Behind” (previously “Fuck Me From Behind”) and is definitely the Dealer of the album. A jazzy, beachy screamer that comes from the heart, sampling “Maha Maha” and “Wayamaya”. - One of the tracks includes snippets of voice memos she recorded of herself talking to her cats while her phone spun in the dryer after she accidentally dropped it in. - She caught some flack for ad-libbing “Fuck Stefani Germanotta” in multiple tracks. Expect chaotic energy coming from every song.

yes it's dangerous and disgusting and also what is she doing in memphis and why is it working on music and visiting graceland to perfect the aesthetic of ldr9

bent norman over the vehicle her vehicular manslaughter era

she’s too cute <3

nvm i actually didn’t know i try not to talk too much about the people she's allegedly with but at least jack is exciting ... her last few bfs had the energy of room temperature skim milk

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf6tlrJumCE/?igshid=NWRhNmQxMjQ=

i had also doubted that she’d be in nyc for 10 days … but maybe she was there a little bit??? or more realistically anna cofone has been leading us on .. as she should i guess ..we really are an easily manipulated crowd whenever i have hope and excitement i have to remind myself to CRUSH IT violently into small tiny little dusty pieces …

yet again we have lost … lana is not in nyc with anna

alright... someone get @Jared a plane ticket to see jack

it sold for $40 in 2015 (idk if the price changed over the years) — gold was the only version available. the necklace is not super high quality but it was sold on tour and through her website for basically 2 or 3 years including during LFL tour and then discontinued. if you’re going to get one and you don’t care if it’s not “authentic” — 100% get a copy/“lana style” “lana inspired” one. the quality of the originals isn’t great and it’s not worth like $600

we know nothing … will she even mention the color blue

i’m fine with the unreleased she’s already put on an album but there are no more songs in her unreleased leaked catalog that need to be placed on an officially released album…… they’re all fantastic songs but we don’t really have any post lfl leaks and most of the older stuff *that we have* doesn’t match up with where she is now

anna is in nyc but she’s not w lana today according to her insta story but that doesn’t mean she wasn’t with lana other days

is there a reason why we think it's related to DNC ... because i would actually like it to be a hint for a photoshoot or mv a dark shining glamorously lit showstopping fireworks 4th of july and sparkling city lights situation

she's had an album about her girls an album about her family so naturally what follows is an album about her pets. dnc = dogs n cats