honeybadger

she's going to announce the LANA DEL REY EXPERIENCE, an overhaul of ldrvillage, turning into a choose-your-own-adventure game website where you can pretend to be lana and do activities such as taking flying lessons, going deep sea fishing, practice taking blurry photos to post on instagram, visit tessa dipietro, and more! for an extra $9.99 you can buy the lizzy grant expansion pack where you can do things like grow up in lake placid, live in a trailer park and in alabama, and update your myspace profile!

she's going to release cherry mv pretty when you cry mv and california mv all at the same time

boz is the man she had a secret on and off relationship with for years that she mentioned in the rolling stone interview omg

omg maybe she’ll do something she hasn’t done in YEARS…

if it’s a tropico-level serve he could be this excited

feeding all of us photoshoot girls … lanapedia is hungry!

its been ages so this has probably been brought up but the director of the west coast mv uploaded bts footage a few years back with audio from paris texas (the movie) (i think he added it but i could be wrong)– and it's just fun and interesting to watch and listen to and think about paris texas to because i haven't listened to any leaks yet so im absolutely feasting on scraps

lana invited patty over dm to sing on candy necklace as the album actually began in an effort to repair their relationship but then patty called her a stinky whore (also inspired american whore) and lana almost scrapped the entire song until she realized she could transform it into yet another patty diss track … choking my mother with my candy necklace, i wish life was always like this🚀💕

in no particular order she would mayybeeeeee do ocean blvd title track candy necklace possibly american whore ... or just the second half the grants taco truck x vb and venice bitch medley arcadia and/or blue banisters and/or cherry blossom mariner's and/or cinnamon girl and/or nfr title track west coast and/or brooklyn baby probably 1 song from lfl OR hm 0 songs from chemtrails if she adds unreleased – yes to heaven and since it's festivals~ video games born to die and/or blue jeans national anthem and/or summertime sadness doin' time

i'm a strong believer that she's saying "and all of your choruses, memorize them in a little song".. why would she be memorizing corsets plus in live versions she never makes a "t" sound, it always sounds like courses/choruses, and she once sang "memorize all of your choruses, put them into a little song", which even if accidental suggests the song and choruses/corsets are connected, and again why would she be memorizing corsets and putting them in a song ... and the song seems to reference her being on tour / performing during the presidential election, so i feel like it makes sense

sam dew's little mumblings in A&W.... i can't

i think the poster is in alphabetical order but omg im so excited for this summer she’s going to be doing things and i can’t wait … ocean blvd supremacy this album is going to be iconic

we like having your posts here <3 everything is stepped over on there and it's always been like that, it's not you! nothing on there is taken seriously, like at all

same all i have is don't forget me and jimmy coco puff and i am struggling for air how can i survive like this

so .. when do you think she’ll post on the ocean blvd instagram

the sun is setting and the demons are coming out posting scat and leaks … that fucker asmodeus go back to sleep

playing fast and loose with spoiler use …

it just reminded me of that post and i find old lfl posts so funny, i wasn’t trying to comment on anything you actually said though there very well might be investigations of some kind, but this isn’t AS bad as something love leaking since it’s leaking in the release month … still a mess though

giving

more like till march 24th

nothing yet … they won’t find out for another 3-5 business days

i’m unwashed! hideous grotesque unsightly but i’m crazy he’s gonna leave me he wants a real girl i’m like a a gaping hole grim unattractive nasty

You all love calling random twinks insiders, don't you? Don't you, Lanaboards? But what’s inside? What is it exactly? Inside of his own used up ugly, grim, unattractive, unwashed, hideous, grotesque, unsightly, monstrous, unappealing, washed up, disgusting, nasty, gaping hole.

wouldn’t this do the opposite-