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can we actually report them?

i can only pray that Meta ignores their stank ass & 1 or 2 more 100/100 reviews to add on the site.

well. But the fact that this album is struggling between being above 80 & below 79 is really a joke, when we ALL KNOW that by the end of the year or even of this decade - these fuckfaces are going to give her a few more thinkpieces about how her albums was "too ahead of the time" & "influencial" even when they trashed tf out of it when it came out. The same B.S happened with BTD & NFR,only for them to include these babies in their year end lists / decade lists years later. No. It's about giving her the flowers in the moment when she's still here with us. Give her the recognition she deserves. Scores dont matter & numbers dont entirely define Lana's art but hey, at the end of the day, if you want to give her a negative/mixed/polarised review - go ahead, but CONVINCE ME as a reader about what her work lacks in academic & objective common-sense. I dont want to see some haters who's trying to take her down with their bitter biased personal feeling b.s.,not on my watch.

The way that this site also gave Taylor Swift a 48/100 for Midnights is pure misogynistic. We can only pray for 2 or 3 100/100 scores to pull this album to at least 85/100, but it seems like a wishful thinking rn, hopefully by the end of this release week, we get more positive reviews to cleanse this mess by these fuckfaces who are trying to sabotage her portfolio.

how can we report this shit to Metacritic that they shouldn't include this review to the site? let's create twitter threads

I hope they don't count this stank into the Meta portfolio for Ocean Blvd. This album doesn't deserve this shit. They really love hating her so bad

Now the Meta might be get back to 80/100 Why can't we win just for once? https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/86624/Lana-Del-Rey-Did-You-Know-That-There’s-a-Tunnel-Under.../

Y’all what is this? They're talking about Lana said this on tiktok but deleted

Lust for Life Witchy album leak when?

Melancholia - Mixtape tracklist: 1. Melancholia 2. Your Girl 3. Unidentified Flying Bill (feat. Barrie-James) 4. Earthquakes 5. Wild One 6. The Good Life 7. Life Is Beautiful (2014 Version) 8. Angels Forever, Forever Angels 9. Cult Leader 10. Dragonslayer 11. I Talk To Jesus 12. Lake Placid 13. Big Eyes (Demo) 14. Pink Champange (Demo) 15. Black Beauty (Demo)

why did u receive it so quick? Are u in the UK? im in Australia. I dont know how long my green vinyl would take to get here

A review from The Quietus. But i cant see the score tho. This publication is counted for metacritic too but i havent seen it on the site yet https://thequietus.com/articles/32752-lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-review

this is so cute. A little fucker can only dream

#3 for 120K lmaoo the timing really loves playing tricks on her

This version sounds like it could belong to Blue Banisters, more descriptive, story-telling and more piano

9.3/10 review from Northern Transmission Not sure if this counts for Metacritic or not but the review is cute https://northerntransmissions.com/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd/ i only received an email says it was dispatched

i'm in Australia and i had a green vinyl ordered from Banquet Records, and yup i've still yet to receive it

Man, I literally have different favourite songs every single day after this album came out, it's just impossible to pick my top favourite

Pearl Watch Me On Ring A Bell Psycho Lifeguard

no it's trew it's trew

it's true. and Taco Truck should be longer. I need someone to make an extended remix version for this

pleek pleek just lemme take it as "surf rock music" - at least it's not surf rock "beautiful"

Well, album's been only out for 3 days but i am already omw to envisioning the next era. the closure of UV was "The Other Woman" - ended the album on a jazzy note, which was the territory that Lana explored on Honeymoon coming foward - jazz/ lounge music the end of Honeymoon was "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" - the first time she really stood up for herself, she was no longer in the "passive" role, so that in "Lust for Life" she took control over her role as a woman in the society who speaks her mind and don't give a single fuck, her songwriting drastically changed right here in this era. the end of Lust was "Get Free", a "modern manifesto" that closes the album with waves, seagull & ocean sounds, and on NFR cover, she's literally sailing on the ocean and doing surf rock music. the end of NFR was "hope", a piano ballad that started and extended a whole era full of piano flops (COCC & BB) the end of BB was "Sweet Carolina", a song that touches family subject - which was one of the main subjects she's just deeply explored in Ocean Blvd right now. I'm so excited for whatever Taco Truck x VB leading us to next Taco Truck deserves to be extended to at least 4 or 5 minutes

i mean, this is the album that any stans have been craving for a long time, i don't understand what is it about some of these people who still aren't satisfied It has the "piano ballad" and the personal / family lineage go-indepth story telling from BB It has the soft breath of folk country - americana music of COCC It has songs that don't follow regular pop song structure, which she literally sings the poetry à la Violet within the music by that "automatic/impromptu" technique. It has the 70s surf rock influence, endless Californian summer from NFR It has the extra, that glamour "pop" + "trap" sound from L4L It has the heavy & cinematic piano, strings & violins that y'all fell in love in HM It has the dark, the twisted, the sickness, the cruelty of it all from UV It has the trip-hop, vintage hiphop, upbeat and catchy slutty sing-talk that we all obsessed since BTD It even has the "surf noir" "metal glam" the "trailer park" feels with lo-fi electric guitar that resides within Lizzy Grant realm Yet Ocean Blvd still sounds like itself - There's literally nothing to complain You get to cry to it, get emotional to it, contemplate to it, smile to it, get heart-wringing to it, slut drop to it, twerk to it & praying in the church to it.

fr, i wish that Lanita/Bonita was longer, i mean, this is the closure track, it should've been 10 minutes