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this made me laugh so fucking much

Mermaid motel vs the ocean

I think she means that with the money she made from people constantly talking about her aka free publicity -from her weight to her political views- she bought some expensive ass shoes, so she's thanking the haters: your interest really made stacks so thanks for that!

Dealer is number 4 on genius

I'VE BEEN REFRESHING YOUTUBE WAITINF FOR HER REACTION YESSS

555 9274 555 now you've got a busy dope

Happy saturday beautiful people of LB That moment during the ig live when she said that the wawawas in living legend where supposed to mimic a SAX and not an electric guitar

Wow people really have become so comfortable critiquing every single little thing Lana does and doesn't do. From her hair clip to her performance. I wonder why is that She sounded and looked great, it was prerecorded (which is common nowadays), get over it. I don't understand why people (especially fans) hold Lana to a higher standard than everyone else as if she owes you anything. Anyways, signing off now, 2:25am here. Hope you have a good night/day, depending where you are

Idk what everyone is still complaining about, it was obviously going to be prerecorded. She looked and sounded better than ever Such a fun and lovely release day we had

That little part where she used her baby voice I can't Her voice her skin her tiddies her confidence HER She really did that

AAAAAAAAAAA STUNNING!!!!!!

The add for live DEALER I

OMG Lana wait I'm about to light one up brb don't start without meee

I don't like it either. Not because she might be making parallels between her and Picasso himself but because of the way she shyly namedrops him. You can barely hear Picasso, I had to look up the lyrics to find out he mentioned him lol I mean if you're gonna drop such a statement just SAY IT LOUD GIRL you got this. I don't like that song overall tbh, maybe it will eventually grow on me

Lana's revenge is working Also one of my coworkers asked me to turn up the volume during Thunder too

I'm forcing my coworkers to listen to Lana and they're all slowly falling in love with her voice, on this lovely rainy Friday afternoon

haven't seen it yet, I wonder how ajay will react too. Not really a typical Lana album so I get it!

Idk if anyone said this but I just saw Jon Denton already posted his reaction! A supportive king I see

fuck you elton kevin

Posted by Neil Krug stunning in yellow! Matching with her John Deere

This album really caught me off guard. I already said last night (in the midst of a breakdown bc my boyfriend said some really mean shit to me but Lana was there to comfort me with BB <3) I didn't expect it to be this good I'm so content with this record! It's very cohesive imo, something I thought wasn't going to be the case at all. This is my little review (faves in bold): Text Book: 8/10. Great opening track IMO. Only thing I still don't like is the BLM reference, feels kinda out of place and a little performative (don't come for me please, I know Lana is not a performative artist but it comes across as that because with QFTC and the accusations of being racist, seems like it's somehow "forced"? idk) Blue Banisters: 10/10. Can't think of a better title track, this song is the embodiment of Lana Del Rey. The piano at the end makes me weep. Arcadia: 9/10. Great melody. Loved both videos. Only thing I don't like is the mixing, in the chorus my ears hurt a little bit lol Interlude: 3/10. Feels out of place, it's good as the ending to Arcadia's og video, not so much in the album, it doesn't go anywhere, feels pointless (I have to admit tho if I didn't know Clay had anything to do with this, I'd probably like it a bit more lol) BBS: 10/10. UV vibes to the maximum. Love the chorus and ending so much. Also love the West Coast similarities (different tempos coming and going throughtout the song) IFLDWM: 9/10. More UV vibes. Love it! Only thing I don't like is the "muffled" sound. Idk if it's because it's an older song but her voice is not so clear at times. Beautiful: 5/10. Don't really like it. Still a good song but a skip for me. Violets for Roses: 5/10. Don't like it either. Not a bad song but a skip for me. I like the message tho. Dealer. 10/10. Fucking explosive. Love the tempo, their voices sound so hot god. The outro makes me wet. I hope Lana explores more of this type of sound in the future. Thunder: 10/10. I already loved the demo but this has more of a Lana - Blue Banisters era sound, it goes so well with the rest of the album. A fucking masterpiece. Creepy - heavenly violins and backing vocals really did that! WW: 10/10. Currently a skip because it's very relatable to me and it makes me cry everytime I hear it, and I can't cry everywhere I go lmao. A necessary and amazing song, helps the general public and us to understand where Lana is coming from and why she is the way she is sometimes. NOTG: 8/10. A classic, good song from Lana. I like it ever since it leaked. Only thing I don't like is she didn't rework it. A few more instruments would have done wonders to this amazing, timeless record. Living Legend: 9/10. Same as NOTG. Thank god she left the wawawas! One of my fave unnowreleased songs! Cherry Blossom: 9/10. Sweet, nurturing, lovely ballad. I understand why she put it in BB. Goes great with the closing track. A few more instruments would have done wonders to this one too! I listened to the unrealeased so much that I'm already a bit bored with it but I still don't skip it because I like that it's followed by SC. Sweet Carolina: 10/10. One of her best closers. Some love it, some hate the "crypto forever, fuck you kevin" line. I personally love it, it's fun and sounds great with the little piano in the background. So Lana. Love the melody, simplicity and purity of the message. Conclusion: one of my favorite records from Lana. I really needed this at this point in my life. I thank god for Lana and for music.

Oh Elle, my heart sunk as I read this. I'm sorry your friend went through this, nothing like the loss of a child. Sending love and light, it's all I can say.

They said I was bad THEN I'LL SHOW THEM WHAT BAD GIRLS DO AN ALBUM FULL OF FUCKING MASTERPIECES YES MAAM YOU DID THAT

SO DON'T WRITE ME A LETTER

I'm in tears. Much better than I imagined