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"i love big dicks" - my new fav bop.

right?? Team delulu is on it it's the basics of marketing: you don't cannibalize your ad/book/single with another another one on the same day. Unless it's a double single (eg beyonce texas and 16 carriages)

We don't care about the Grammys anymore babes

Honeymoon was lana's jazz phase. I don't think she will repeat that until much later in her career. Give me 24, honeymoon, terrence loves you etc over Blue Skies anyway

obv, this a jazz soundtrack to a show. So nothing to do with lasso. As for the song. I'm sure it works really well within the context of the show. But as a stand-alone track, meh. the outro is longer than the song itself. Not something i see myself listening to more than once.

it's 8 mins past midnight and it's not on my dubai itunes 😫

for sure she's having him on lasso. Album not coming out for another 5 months. She's still cooking it and woudn't already be patching her next one. also, loving the country x rap vibes. This collab will be fire. Now we just need her buddies taylor and the weekend to add even more spice

lmao. Thank you lord jesus. You see me 😏 bring on the old town road vibes

As long as it's not super sad, I'll take it. Okay, now, someone inject this into my vein, pls

So, it's not a bop, or upbeat?

How upbeat are we talking? Y'all know a Lana bop is the rarest form of song. Does it sound like any of these? Burning Desire Off to the Races Summertime Sadness Don't Call Me Angel Doin' Time National Anthem High by the Beach Cola Summer Bummer Radio Prisoner

So no link? I'm having the worst day at work. Can someone please make it better and, like, dm this shit. Like, I'll go down on you. mod note: user has been warned for this post

someone share the darn LINK damn it! this boy needs a bop

Aside from Beyonce, Lana and the already-pretty-country Musgraves (whose first single Deep Well is pretty terrible by the way), who else is going country?

Venice Bitch Ride Video Games West Coast Summertime Sadness Blue Jeans Born to Die Young & Beautiful Did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard Norman Fucking Rockwell HM: White Dress, The greatest, Mariner's Apartment Complex, Happiness is a Butterfly, Gods and Monsters

Fantano publishes video on OB's Grammy snub, calls himself the biggest fan.

Hey baby blue is such a throwaway track imo. Unless they completely rejig it and do something fun production wise. now, prettiest girl in country music better be on it! Great song.

LMAO. funniest thing i've read all day

I wonder if "Lasso" will be the opening song. She hasn't done that since Norman, it's time. Also, I reckon, just like with Beyonce, it will open with full-on benjo. Another thing I'm thinking, Lasso could be a collab. She hasn't done that since LFL (meaning, title track of the album being a collab). Imagine if she brought on Taylor for this track and dropped it as a first single. Maybe that's why they're hanging out a lot? The internet would literally break down.

Yeah, I'm feeling that too. I don't think it'll go down the path of Chemtrails. It's been in the works for too long, Lana seems to be really enthusiastic about it, and having Jack confirmed and some great cuts (Henry, Prettiest Girl), it does feel like it's going to be a surprise. Honestly, guys, I'm stocked. More than I was for OB.

I'm not feeling another collab album. Ocean Boulevard was chalk full of them, as was LFL. That being said, if she had Musgraves, Cass McCombs, Dolly Parton and Nicki on Prettiest Girl in Country Music, that would be absolute fire. Bring on all of them imo. And then imagine if she brought on Orville f-ing Peck, too. Realistically, though, out of all of those, only Nicki is surefire, just because we know they've been cooking up stuff for ages. I still want Taylor to make an appearance though, and give us her best streamed album since BTD.

personally, i'm loving Beyonce's take on country. it's super country but still sounds like 2024. The production is top-notch. i

So, Beyonce just dropped a few country songs and said Renaissance 2 is full-on country. Guess Lana was right. It wouldn't be the worst idea to drop the first Lasso single like next month.

Ha. For me, White Dress is one of her best-ever opening tracks. It blew my mind when I first heard it. And that album as a whole saved me from a really tough time. BB had a few good songs, all of which you've included. But Textbook, the Trio, Villets, Beautiful, Nectar of the Gods, etc. are some of the biggest slogs she's ever put out. Sorry, baby.

nah, fuck the vmas,, honestly. and i've never even heard about the emas. CN was great as it was a massive flop. Because the song itself is a flop. I hope she gets wiser with choosing which songs to put out as singles and definitely which ones to do a video for.