Greta Bowie

the person editing dont forget mv 

I'm not even a massive fan of hers, but the 9 year long rollout and the teaser from a few weeks ago have got me in a choke hold. The first thing I do every couple hours is check if she's announced it lmao. So her label succeeded with posting that teaser and running away again haha. 
 
I didn't want to listen to the leaks at first since I was expecting it to drop like last week, but now I am slowly getting impatient lmao. 
 
I will say tho: I am still pretty sure the album is coming this year. She sounded quite confident in her Pitchfork story from 2019 that it was taking shape and I have a feeling the additional delay was due to the pandemic. With the way she makes music, it was definitely very hard to assemble songs in a worldwide lockdown so I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in that regard. All those festival bookings and her mixing stuff at the Capitol studios must mean something so I think we will see the record - whatever it ends up being called - this year. 

this MUST be from the video or i'm kms

It's a surprise guys, the surprise is that we've been fooled again.
 
But let's wait till April 31, she may been torturing us.
March 31 teaser 
April 31 lead single
May 31 promotional single teaser
June 31 promotional single
July 31 Album announce
June 31 Album
August 31 Retirement announce
September 31 It was postponed and she teases Sadism, her 3th album

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ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER 

Soo... 
 
 
 
 
It's all coming to me now... Jesus saves... ~it comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb~ 

SHE'S COMING IN EASTER OR RIGHT AFTER IT I FEAR