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BYEEEE I CANT

fr though im calling to see if she’s actually talking to ian. like everyone is confused over who’s producing the album or a few songs on it “this is ian” *we know lana is talking to the same ian who worked with jacob satorious*

yes tf??? im expecting a reward for hunting like this

that’s the accent and that’s who it was

yeah that’s definitely not him nvm who tf is she on call w then

let’s see if this number is ian’s

so does anyone wanna call or

if someone wants to call, maybe script it out as like a solicitor call. “is this ian?” “yes.” “hi there! im veronica calling from spectrum internet, and i wanted to touch base with you on a potential switch? we have a bunch of great deals for you today.” they look exactly the same what is ian’s @ on insta

i called 8174203928 and it seems to be the only number that fits the number on lana’s story. a man with an accent answered, and i played it off as like “omg im so sorry! i think i have the wrong number”. it’s a texas area code. can we get a background check on this number to see if it’s ian?? maybe he grew up there?

labor day is on monday. it’s like four days before

what** let’s consider the possibility that it wasn’t filmed today. maybe she said something about a holiday when she recorded it, but didn’t remember it being there. maybe she did this to sort of build suspense with her sinus cold. maybe there WAS a sinus cold but that was multiple weeks ago omg guys look closely the time on her car says “10:20”. it’s like almost five pm im RIGHT

maybe why she posted on her story wasn’t filmed today. maybe it was a draft on insta. theres no holiday today. idk what she’s talking about but there’s nothing going on rn in america. i think was made and then drafted way before today.

yeah it’s so fucking hot rn it’s 106 in ojai (like two hours from LA)

says who

okay so there’s another guitar leak on jacks story with lana in it. her face isn’t present be we can tell by her ross skinny jeans and target clearence shoes that it’s hers

watch this list be the track list for ldr9

tmrw is sept. 1st

im late to work so it’s a sign that the album is late i have to be across town in one minute

GUYS NEW INSIDER UPDATE ON LDR9 ALBUM INTRO FIRST TRACK IS A 11 MINUTE ACAPELLA COVER OF SLUT POP BY KIM PETRAS

the lfl album gives be a boner idk what y’all talking bout

i’ve given up on caring tbh im just waiting

girl?? what?? did i miss??

y’all analyzing the color of her nails?? okay

@admin im were expecting a new site theme for the new album please

Rockefeller, my umbrella, god i love you, baby. storyteller, love in bel-air, youre the rain pouring over me. roaring winds and rainy days, i love the outside, so you say. peace at last with lasting peace, need you, i breath you, like a winter breeze.