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CONFIRMED LANA DEL REY = LIZARD PERSON

okay guys also i saw this stupid absolutely ridiculous theory on instagram and it actually is making me worry. it was like “lana’s new caption to her newest post has a swan which is in reference to swan song which means she’ll never post on honeymoon again”. first of all, swan song wasn’t the last song in honeymoon. secondly, you whore, i really doubt that lana’s last post would be a selfie of her in a scarface hoodie. thirdly, the swan represents the newest wildflower case collab meaning that there’s a case collab coming soon. get it right. smh. people wasting their time with bullshit theories like babes. tell me you get no bitches without telling me you get no bitches. “last post on honeymoon”, PLEASE.

she’s a bad influence

until proven otherwise, im believing that @EARTHA CLIT is lana del rey herself. she’s in disguise as one of us and all of the stuff lana del rey has been saying as eartha clit is 100% true and will be factual.

wait are these real im gullible

how do i add a photo to my like comments wth like i want it in the text. in the box.

for unreleased songs, i want serene queen, a remake of wayama, and for k.

i think three songs to represent the new album would be: -Old Money -If You Lie Down With Me -White Dress

OMG OMG WILDFLOWE CASE COLLAB COMING SOON IM MANIFESTING. lana del rey just posted a selfie with a swan emoji. wildflowers new drop is “swan lake” with swans on it. coincidence? not.

okay queen so look at neil krugs work with lana. his shifts are fucking soul lifting. right now, were freaking over wether or not his new insta post has anything to do with ldr9's album cover.

super freaky girl by nicki ofc

i’d kill.

where when who how what???

me and ? fish no yes wait @EARTHA CLIT are these dates true im gullible

dark, not chocolate.

FAMILT HEIRLOOM CONFIRMED?? ARE THE SPIRITS OF HER ANCESTORS ALLEGED TO BE IN THESE HAIR ACCESSORIES??

am i manifesting if i recreate interscope records with lana and her team pressing submit on her new album in sims

do bee do bah do bab do do do bah do de dee

me and ??? im shaking

glad to know i’m on @Elle’s good side and that she loves everyone excluding people with shit kinks (ily elle you’re the best) NOT sucking up i promise.

wait?? what??? why are they banned im new please explain what happened??

sssssscatting 🐍🦎

it’s me ben ldr9 confirmed as a 19 track album with 11 minute songs of lana scatting to instrumental sinatra songs with banjos

lizzzzzzzzy grant YEEEESASSS QUEENS PUSSY PIWER CUNTY MAMAS SLAY GIRLBOSS AHHHHH

i have a theory that lana del rey’s a lizard person.