Thats why they call me Dita

I love how lanaboards like function just doesn’t work anymore, it’s like “there’s nothing to like about this bitch anymore”

I wish we had a separate thread for genuine news on this

Told you, if it’s not true she’d definitely clap back lol i was getting worried she was silent on the matter and tour would be cancelled imminently lol

When something does eventually drop at least it’s gonna be a total surprise and we’ve had zero spoilers. Because I always kinda spoil it for myself reading all the info dropped here before I joined Lanaboards the bb triple single drop was a complete surprise it blew me away lol

The only way we will find out if this is true is if Lana stays silent on the matter lol If it’s false Lana will be dragging every fan that discusses this

Considering you had info about the upcoming tour prior to the announcement….. this scares me a lil lol

No collabs PLEASE I beg. Not needed. Release them as standalone singles, stop ruining records with throwaway collabs ughhhhh but for TRPWS im calling back to AKA, let’s get something that has somber songs, acoustic but also has beats too. (I know LFL did too, but AKA matches that Louisiana, southern gothic feel to me). For K pt. 2 just feels like being out in the open in the hot sun

Nectar of the gods (and heroin) are my favourite songs add in unreleased things like earthquakes, dragonslayer, UFB and California, I’d love a stripped back acoustic album but Henry doesn’t give me the vibe of any of the songs I’ve mentioned..

Soon 🚀

Honestly this just feels like a distraction from the real issue of the album that doesn’t exist………

Let’s be real, she’s just married and settled down with some rando alligator tour guide from Louisiana the simple life, she chooses. The more she reclines in to it, I can see the more she would start to resent her fame (of which she’s sang about in many occasions anyway). I think she can see the carefree life she could have had and mourns the fact that she’ll never be able to get it back

She’s so real for that

She’s reminding me of Jessica Lange in this pic

One day I’ll log on here and I’ll see there’s been 30+ pages, then I’ll know it’s time

Also did I see somewhere that they opened up fashion week with gods and monsters? Or was that fake? peculiar

If she’s giving us tropico can she release her heavenly rendition of ave Maria

I really love zombie boy but it reminds me of you can ring my bell so much lol

Something is ofcourse happening cos why are the insiders so suddenly getting all uppity and vocal maybe she did get her shit together this time with the C&Ds and they know the album is coming but just can’t say anything.. but they’re fooooooaming at the mouth to spill and get that attention.. that a lie about scrapping the album is next best thing to get it

Ugh every time I listen my song rankings change up completely, this album is great i love that it really leans in to that 80s pop sound, cos that’s the kinda pop that I reeeeeally enjoy

Somebody needs to work their magic and identify the pics on that mood board and see if they are Lana loooool

I’m hoping honeymouns just trying to throw us off cos I got another polydor lana advertisement.. preorder coming tomorrow (or Tuesday lol), you heard it here first

I said this back in the day of the tour announcement, as I definitely wouldn’t have bought multiple days if she wasn’t releasing new material

At least we didn’t wait much longer after their demise to get chemtrails and BB (and 2 in a year).. maybe we’ll get bombarded with material soon

The tour gonna be cancelled at this rate too

Just listening to AKA (which I don’t often as it’s not on streaming so I have to whip out the bootleg).. and honestly, if we got something that sounded similar I’d actually be really happy.. forget how good it is