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oh wow she's taking it

"Lana Del Rey" and I are cousins. It's true. We were so close as kids - went to the Lake Placid diners together - back when a stack of flapjacks costed 5 cents... man, those were the days. I was actually the first one to hear "Yayo" - although in the original version, she was going to dedicate the track to her grandma and called it "Yaya" but I told her to scrap that and change the lyrics to something people would listen to. You can imagine my reaction when she STILL wrote a track called "Gramma" - thankfully that one wasn't as schmaltzy. I remember we were on the docks one day and she told me she was going to call herself "Lana Del Rey" and move to California - we had a big fight, oh it was awful. We didn't speak for 5 years. Then I met her backstage at a show once, and she pretended not to KNOW me. The Elizabeth I knew is long gone, for all I know, she's a pod person now.

those parisian twinks would be screaming "OH MON DIEU LANA CHANTE POUR NOUS" as loud as they could

she needs to pull a

new single is cute!

my dumbass I posted in the wrong thread T_T

turn the CB radio on, tune in when the boys talk

drugsdesire on Lanaboards said it's out so it MUST be true

"guys Madistify dot com says that the album is still coming out May 21st don't worry!"

the drama on this page ooooh BravoBoards we're so back...

claiming "daymeth"

time capsule time!

we'll bail u out Pantene tell us EVERYTHING

it's getting kinda hot in here...

y'all need to chill poor Pantene

It was a drive-by Sunday night...

when the "fun" songs are actually referring to the american pop rock band FUN that Jack Antonoff was in

DIED 2024 BORN 2025 Welcome back ESPRESSO

"april fools" but i've been a fool since February 2024

r.i.p vicious beast <3 @KeenanRodammer your lore lives on forever

I did a thing not "chery"

if the right people said ok - and we would go - that mean Lana wouldn't release?

don't forget high quality shitposting!

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