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we'll bail u out Pantene tell us EVERYTHING

it's getting kinda hot in here...

y'all need to chill poor Pantene

It was a drive-by Sunday night...

when the "fun" songs are actually referring to the american pop rock band FUN that Jack Antonoff was in

DIED 2024 BORN 2025 Welcome back ESPRESSO

"april fools" but i've been a fool since February 2024

r.i.p vicious beast <3 @KeenanRodammer your lore lives on forever

I did a thing not "chery"

if the right people said ok - and we would go - that mean Lana wouldn't release?

don't forget high quality shitposting!

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BOZ's nudes

me drinking the milk from the Lana promotional milk carton at the Canadian mall with a usb stick up my ass

fuck yes. inject it directly into my veins.

Judas Smith or whatever that fuck ass priest is named can hop on another track the intense vitriol I have for Mr Wallen is immeasurable

When the tracklist is released and I see 8. Get Me To God's Country (ft. Morgan Wallen)

page 404 - error Lana Del Rey album not found

the way she could've dropped an instrumental track with two piano notes back in January and we would've all gagged it was SO bad in January we were gagging at ANYTHING am i the only one who pretended to like it

if i had a picture of me like this i would never shut up like what the fuck

this is all so exciting but I just want the MUSIC can we have some MUSIC perhaps?

when henry was onika burgers all along then what