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thankfully they redid the song and the More Lana version is now a winter classic! Storytime: Last week it was snowing like crazy, and I have a "beach" near my place (it's on a river) so I wanted to take a walk to experience "snow on the beach"- well this was in a blizzard, and I almost collapsed and passed out walking thru 3 feet of snow. I didn't even make it TO the beach the sacrifices I make for Miss Del Rey-

sometimes songs are so cvnty that it's scary- THIS SONG IS FUCKING CRAZY.

anyways wrestling in dirt pits is the best song ever, let's talk about that

New 7" for the Giver- advertised as the "alt cover" so i'm guessing this won't be the cover for streaming. "Fix It In The Morning" Demo on the other side. Ships August 18th, maybe album date? No word for when the single is released on streaming, hopefully Friday

i've been wanting to hang myself with a scarf and get run over by a bike waiting for this album, maybe that's what it's referencing?

when the Tracklist is 1. Tough (ft. More Quavo) 2. Swamp Girl In The Bayou By You Interlude 3. Fine China 4. Alligator Coastline Interlude 5. Never Let Me Go 6. Country Roads Rework (ft. Morgan Wallen) 7. I Talk To Jesus Intro Interlude (With Mark Burns) 8. I Talk To Jesus 9. My Country 'Tis 10. La Louisiane Interlude 11. Pawn Shop Blues 12. Cajun Spice Interlude 13. Henry, Come On

snarkers grasping at straws example #1013

taste by sabrina carpenter it sounded v generic to me, but then it really clicked and it's now one of my top played songs on Short n Sweet

"the right person WILL stay- it WILL!!!" I say as the guards bring me to the padded cell.

not henry coming in this orgy wow

Lana be like "single? not me!"

Lana and Barry before she spilled the TWRPS tea Lana and Barry after something strange afoot- he knows something... get him in the beysment

barry keoghan be like: the right porson will steh

this would wipe VB and A&W and countless other divas off the face of the planet, which is a crime against humanity in itself

I want life to feel like this again- unfortunately my city is getting 40 cm of snow so

this. Also she’s been booed at other games too and reacted similarly, ppl, acting like it’s the first time and it’s some big deal. Ppl aren’t “turning” on her- and the idiot assholes saying that the world is “healing”- read the fucking news, the world is shattering and turning back, and people are obsessed with some popstar supporting her beau

"i'm so me, corinthians" "if you're not happy then it's not the ending"

that video of her lip-syncing during sound check... IJBOL

when Ignoring Taylor's Texts is the new All About Ethel then what

when it's Lana Del Rey - Eating Steak ASMR Lana Del Rey - Nap ASMR Lana Del Rey - Breathing air and crackling on a vape ASMR

TWO weeks. is a song by Fka Twigs. and who does Fka Twigs have beef with? CHARLI AND TAYLOR. HER WEB CONNECTS THEM ALL.

Jeremy was born 2 days after Chemtrails release- and he was born in 1975- and WHICH of Lana's friends dated someone from the 1975- TAYLOR. and who is engaged to the drummer from the 1975? CHARLI. And which iconic singer does she reference on Mean Girls? So that's TWO of Lana's friends connected to Jeremy. And Mean Girls is TWO words. And Jeremy was born TWO days after Chemtrails release. So when is the first TRWPS single? In TWO weeks!!!!!!! #LanaSleuthing #mindofamastermind

Lana’s in the neighbor’s pool sipping on a Mai Tai on a flamingo floatie, while a large alligator sunbathes by the edge of the pool. Once she realizes she got the wrong address, she dgaf, because she likes the shade and she wouldn’t want to be where everyone else is, because that would be mainstream and she’d be fitting in. In fact, she announced her arrival to the pool via text message, but three people did the same thing so she opted out and is tempting the pool boy so she can stay a bit longer at the neighbours. Oh, and her and the pool boy are now married.