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OMG YOU PROPHESIED IT SHE JUST POSTED ONE ON HER INSTA

And 15 until we realize she was lying about TRWPS! Much to look forward to

Lana on April 24th when she realizes that she has to release a few songs before Stagecoach

Say Yes To Whopper, Say Yes To Meat

My Scottish grandmother just shared the most beautiful words with me, she said: "Lass, oh, there's no need to feel melancholia. The right person will stay. Behind the iron gates, in the tropico, someone loved you then and now. Your heart is rock candy sweet, your eyes are pacific blue, and your voice is like the sweet tunes of American Standards and Classics. Your love will fly high, it's a bird world. You'll be white hot forever.

I fear the pot isn't even on the stove- kitchen's a mess, there's an alligator in the sink, a body in the oven, and when you turn on the tap some brown sludge comes out

because that's on PERIODT!!!!

hopefully or else it will be available on my google drive

After the absolute EATERY she served at the Grammys I had to check her out- this is TALENT!!!!!

The gag next year when an AI version of Michael Jackson says "and the Grammy goes to... PERVERTS BY ETHEL CAIN" and Ethel comes on stage and shoots everyone

Lemme put a godamnn MARK

Inb4 AOTY is a tie and Taylor and Billie cut the Grammy in half on stage

Ugh why can't the big awards start at 5pm ET like the Lipsters

Ohhh I was gonna make a thread about them! The Lizard Review did a fantastic episode about them. Tired Boy is a fucking bop, Blonde + Stained Glass Window are great too,They have potential, I see a bit of Lana inspo in the visuals and sound, but the Lana nachos taste good asf. Hopefully we get a full LP from them eventually. I’d love to see them in concert too.

I would also like a single, however by that I mean a single man, 6’1, toned, large cock. But a Lana single would also be nice

It’s our month lipstahs Drought is OUT music is IN

Anyways who has been punished by love today? Is it happening to you? It's happening to everybody.

a douglas fir ↟ᨒ If you were an album from the 90s, which would you be?

Wow this era slays. Good.

You've literally never met him. He only showed us an ankle, let's not assume things here

Fire Walk With Me If you were a sex toy, which would you be?

I enjoy his podcast, mostly because of Madeline, they have good chemistry. I also like Madeline's podcast, Lizard Review, her lyrical analyses are insightful and she's funny and has good taste. I don't particularly enjoy his solo stuff, he comes off kinda mean spirited and makes it seem like if you disagree with him you're a fucking loser. His critiques of Taylor are valid though, esp for her stylistic choices.

Lana is quiet ---> Bjork has a song called It's Oh So Quiet ----> It's on her second album -----> Ultraviolence is Lana's second album -----> Bjork has a song called Violently Happy ----> I Must Be Stupid For Being So Happy -----> I MUST BE STUPID FOR BEING SO HAPPY (FEAT BJORK) ON TRWPS!!!!!

If Lana isn't on that Weeknd album I am going to eat a fork

when she releases the tracklist and it's 1. Tough (Feat Quavo) 2. Tough (Solo Ver.) 3. Tough (Gravagerz Remix) 4. Tough (Chanel Tres Remix) 5. Tough (Sped Up) 6. Tough (Slowed) 7. Tough (Instrumental) 8. Tough (Acapella) 9. Tough (Acoustic) 10. Tough (Dancing Alligators Ver.) 11. Tough (Even Tougher Ver.) 12. Tough (Featuring Nikki Lane) 13. Henry, Come On but it's actually Tough so it's not