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The QFTC curse hasn't spared anyone- Lanavoodoo is real

From a TS snark sub on reddit- this is so IJBOL like how delulu can you be to think that "you left your typewriter at my apartment" is a diss to Lana and that her and Matty's relationship is a "red herring" to distract from her hatred of Lana

Okayyyy I'm gonna kill myself now

not even sending you to horny jail- just go to regular jail for this comment sis

beautiful were u happy with your surprise songs?

plot twist: The right person isn't even a person, it's Keenan's late dog Vicious Beast- and he didn't stay bc he died by vehicular dogslaughter💔 rip VB ???? to ???? stream Taco Truck x VB to pay respects

literally sobbed last night thinking about the end of the Eras Tour i'll never witness ANYTHING like that for the rest of my life- truly a celebration of girlhood, friendship, and love. i don't think i've ever felt so safe at an event. i'm so happy she gets to have a break now, but wow, it's heartbreaking that it's over. i'm so glad to have attended, and have been able to live at the same time as this event. Taylor Swift, the woman you are

she's gonna say "yes, it's true guys, I owe all my success to Keenan Rodammer and he writes all my songs. My new single, Vicious Beast, will be out at midnight."

I love it when she decides to go classic elegant with her style- like, remind me that ur a billionaire queen!

one of her most underrated songs/collabs. I was listening to it on a gorgeous winter walk, and it was just magical, felt like I was in a Disney movie. Lana has to release a Christmas album someday, I'm begging her

omg so true

beautiful, but the watermark/writing at the bottom annoys me a bit. 8/10

is that from the tour vlog? I love it, casual Lana is the best 9/10

Her music is so wintry and magical, she's really found such a niche. Her Santa Baby cover actually made me like the song

Laura Palmer's Theme

why did I read sc*t help

the dancers on tour when Henry has the most one-note, minimal guitar production:

so she likes her again?

Lipster Nation like someone said a few pages, she doesn't need to pull an Ari and have a partner's name forever in her discog

there are enough vile things in this world we do NAWT need his name in a track title

I agree that it does sound better than For Free, BOS, LMLYLAW, and perhaps NATWWAL so you may be onto something

uh oh guys the iconic police is here

Mock Tracklist 1. Front Porch (& a Swing Set Out Back) 2. In Memoriam 3. There Is No Wrong Place 4. Platitudes 5. Have You Seen Her? 6. Henry, Come On 7. Letters In The Fireplace 8. Days Of Heaven 9. A Month Of Sundays (You Never Came Home) 10. Settlin' Down, Saddlin' Up 11. I'll Be Seeing You 12. In God's Time 13. The right person will stay I feel like this album will be inspired by platitudes, old sayings, perhaps in an ironic way. I feel like there'll still be some country elements, even if it's no longer Lasso.

you better not be Lana Del Rey mewing aesthetically when I get there me: