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I will find the strength! Because I love you all dearly, and Lana, despite the wretched rumours :creepy:

You're a careless con and you're a crazy liar :love:

This comparison has me 100% lost.

Hope you still find it in you to do this, Riley, it's a great idea and I need some restored faith.

Kinda wanna post Lanalysis to rattle some cages...

So no rumors

No, I love platupi! They're so cute, with their duck bills and soft fur. And they lay eggs, but furry mammals come out of them!

So Gogo Dancer is the furry mammal to Lana's...egg laying?

Who are we missing, let's spam their asses into the ground.

Is there any difference between these lyrics and the lyrics from the demo?

"We can all go downtown"

I so much want to know who would dare to produce this platypus of a song.

Is that...bad?

Fuck you guys, if there's a lyric challenge I am going to make an ass of myself.

@Hunter--it's technically tomorrow in the UK, so make it snappy!

Riley, are you the only judge?

HDB, you can stan for mediocrity all day, but don't come for Without You

Born To Die 17

Off To The Races 18

Blue Jeans 16

Video Games 15

Diet Mountain Dew 15

National Anthem 16

Dark Paradise 15

Radio 17

Carmen 15

Million Dollar Man 14

Summertime Sadness 16

This Is What Makes Us Girls 15

Without You 26

Lolita 12

Lucky Ones 0

Oops

Her fucking LEGS

I think it's:

Chic delicious

Baby I'm a forlorn on fire / Baby I'm a four, all on fire --- (idk, maybe a 4WD car)

Mafiosi hit type

"Four-alarm fire"?

Yeah, that'd never happen again, right?

Oops, you're being openly vague, insinuating you know something we don't. ATTACK.

I have a pet theory but it's pretty fucking dark:

 

Given Lana's obsession with death and dead celebrities, have you ever wondered if she was planning to join the 27 Club? Perhaps she just wanted to give herself an extra year first. Yeah, I have a pretty sordid imagination.

 

People won't be listening to her next year

Cake - Lady Gaga

My signature style is I've never been dumb enough to buy anything from H&M.

Because "Daytona Meth" hasn't leaked yet.

I require it so much #teamlanaeliteobligations

If you like pizza, sex, and kittens, you'll love Lana Del Rey. Therefore if you don't...you're just sub-human

don't like him from his looks.

Judging you...

Excuse me?

Noooo, I just noticed the words in your signature making fun of mine

Buttsex

Too late to joke? Screw you guys!

Stupid

Cake like Lady Gaga, cake like Lady Gaga...

http://thestanconfes...mblr.com/page/2

 

a little monster submmited this to the stan confessions tumblr, I LOLed so hard I can't

Why are they related...

WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, BOY?!

*low

I used to have it in higher quality than the SoundCloud rip, but I've sadly lost it. Anyone have it?

How do you just lose a song...