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i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

"I WANT TO FUCK".

i think lana tries to add in as many details as possible, in order to get people talking; i.e tittie tassles, abrasive tattoos, stripper heels, stripper moves, dollar bills, albinos, and most importantly -- her less than ideal body  
 
she's gonna get hate. and praise. but she obviously doesn't care she's like whatever, i'm gorge as fuck 

i think she should use one of these guys for a video 
 


 
or both 

OT: All this talk about being flaccid made me google it cause English isn't my first language and...the image results were...like..dicks. So many dicks. I'm very confused.

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

i think she should use one of these guys for a video 
 


 
or both 

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

looks like it says something along the lines of
 
fuck me bitch
fake mc bitch 

You guys ARE making me feel fat, my body kinda looks like Lana's right now and I was happy with it   I still am but really no one irl thinks that's chubby/fat/fluffy w/e - it's just everyone being so used to super-toned monster-performers, singers, models, photoshop and it's really kinda ridiculous to feel chubby just cause there are some rolls on your stomach when you sit down or something, but I get all critical of my body sometimes because it's not toned or skinny enough or whatever. And seeing Lana look so amazing just gives me a lot of confidence 

she's skinny fat, like me and most of the people i know 
 
its kind of cool that she doesn't pay much attention to her body. she prob only pays attention to her ~mind 

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

it was a guy that answered; he sounded older and was like 'caaaandy cat' lol 
 
i asked if there was a musician there filming a video yesterday? he said yes, and i asked if she would be back again and he said no, she was only there yesterday. then i asked if he knew what song she was filming for, or had any other information about the shoot, and he said no, but the owners might
 
someone call back and ask to speak to the owner! or one of the strippers! lmao maybe i will later when i feel like less of a creeper. or get drunk. whichever comes first

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later 

i called the candy cat lmao 
 
she was there yesterday, won't be back again, and he doesn't know what song it was for but the owners might
 
someone else should call again later