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Whew boys and girls can we take the time to appreciate that we're barely 2 days into 2019 and Lana has already brought us fifty shades of emotions, can't wait to see what's to come (probably me once Cinammon is released tbh)

that is true but also I feel like she's wayyyyyy over critics anymore. it's good she's learned to shield herself from it and only does what she wants now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ the biggest downside could be that it prevents her from getting funds to do even more stuff no? but w the fanbase she has I'm sure she'd always find a way anyway watch it be "I'm A Star" comes thru Cruel Youth

I have literally ZERO idea what the title is rn and I've been frantically typing ever since she posted all I remember is "sylvia plath"

it's silly of me but I'm having a meltdown and probably looking way too much into it but I just love how she signed w L and not Lana it makes me feel like she's less and less the persona and more and more Lizzie

I have all the time in the world for that new meme. I have nothing but a 100% time for that new meme

I'm extremely excited for the critics reactions bc it's kinda make or break, either they still take her as a superficial idea of a starlet and think she's truly believing what she's saying either they get the underlying idea that it's a reflection about a pretentious artist which I'm wildly interested in and that could be what she fears to become or what she perceives she has became

I can barely hear instrumentation, do yall reckon the beginning is a capella or is it a special mix or am I just plain deaf

imagine if Sylvia ends up becoming your favourite song and you have to introduce it to someone new, they'll be dead of old age before you even have a chance of finishing the title, that's a strong tactical move from Lana to help reduce global warming by wiping human population, we love a political queen

come fucking through mother

didn't she said in the livestream that she was remaking it cuz ben wasn't sure? cuz she was too lazy to make the idea she had for years? LKJHGFDF poor him. if it is tho then it might fucking be incredible visuals I feel like I'm in a sauna omfg

exactly it's like I do what yall don't expect me to do at all, like yall thought it was a happy record it's UV 2.0, I'm getting my pilot licence, the album is sad but I'm only wearing pink and becoming a vlogger BUT only in my personal life, I'm getting a poetry book out cuz why the fuck not sometimes I wonder if she still feels like she has to prove those 2012 critics wrong. I sure as fuck hope not but I wonder. cuz it does seems it's all artsy and personal and not at all the image of an elusive songstress who toured on casinos and got drunk with strangers and danced on tables now. she's all grown up

probably typing, to prove that she's indeed a poet lol

If Salvia (still calling it like I just DO NOT have the time Lana) that I do absolutely love dgmw and not Cinammon is a single tho I'm buying a plane ticket to LA to sort out some things straight jfc

this sounds like one of my keyboard smashing with a BITCH at the end and I'm SO HERE FOR IT it's weird cuz she's like ~sad again but also she seems incredibly bubbly and happy in tweets and very proactive and she looks super happy in her pics with friends, so if it means her sadness has found a healthy way of an outlet within her work then I'm unbelievably happy for her tbh. you can write exclusively "i'm sad" on literally every single page of your poetry book bb I'll buy 9087656 copies and hand them out like candy w a megaphone on top of the eiffel tower

the lyrics give me strong vibes of "I literally just wrote what I was doing" whew Elvis, Bel Air and Is This Happiness are doing the hustle, can't wait for the interviews and her explanations kdhkjdhfg

We're definitely stanning the queen of "I do what the FUCK I want", poor Ben and record label they must be sweating like blind lesbians in a fish market

"Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself; I am large - I contain multitudes."

The title is now called "the general public's approval is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have- but i have it"

I'M FREAKING OUT THE SONG SOUNDS SO GOOD AT THE END AND THE LAST TIME SHE LOOKED THAT GOOD WAS THE SUMMER BUMMER SNIPPET IN THE CAR FUCK WE WILL NEVER UNSTAN!!!!!!!!! CANCEL ALL THE SHOWS YOU WANT MAWMA DO WHATEVER YOU WANT W ME JGHJDFGJHDGFJDF

EMPRESS OF LONG ASS SONG TITLES 1975 WHO KHGFGHJKLJHFD

Can yall imagine tho if Lana had married Francesco and had kids w him... What LFL and NFR would be omg... Would she still have her early midlife crisis (being harsh bc I love her to death this is banter) of becoming an instabaddie pilot vlogger

Please, was the The Impossible Project shoot first session done by Chuck or Noe Arteaga? I found conflicting intel

Also no offence but it's 2019 and I'm still wondering if the GQ shoot features a nip slip... We need the artist/insabaddie/vlogger/pilot to do another GQ shoot challenge

Exactly 4y ago hour to hour I was in an Air BnB bed somewhere in French Normandie listening to TOSTB and St Tropez on YouTube for the first time ever. They were pitched and I was climaxing way too hard to even care. I would never ever have believed that 9 months later I would meet and kiss her so all of this to say happy new year LB and believe in your dreams, maybe NFR will truly be good, maybe it will top your insert current favourite record of hers here and for my part I will say that even though my bitch ass of a father didn't liked VB like he was supposed to I still think it will be one of her best records ever

Completely uneventful but I just wanna say that I love how Lana spells pajamas and not pyjamas