May

a fart bomb

i lost best status updater ? oh hell no y’all better RUN

my mouth is open sir

@lustforlife’s husband was seen making a quick exit from the red carpet, after having a vase thrown at his head!

I’ve arrived ! one of the terms of my mod queue being revoked was that i had to wear an air-tight outfit to keep my farts from interfering with the other guests .. whew it’s like a Dutch oven in this thing! not to worry , i have a suitcase full of goodies ready to unleash if i end up getting robbed in any of my categories

my dressing room has been evacuated and closed off for being a ‘biohazard’ WTF. guess im getting ready in the bathroom ..

i got you sis breathe in the fumes

sorry girl my team accidentally opened the case early and let some out

my farts being transported to the red carpet

I want my mod queue revoked now for this

@Elle

I think my mod queue should be revoked for the day seeing as I’m nominated for 4 categories call it a day release from jail

Don’t forget to vote me for best farter

hmmm it would’ve been a good interlude but that’s about it tbh as a full song it’s too repetitive

girl when i first saw ‘your account had been suspended’ i immediately started farting up a storm out of fear

um, spoilers tf

wait lana painted this? it looks like dogshit

*farts on you then runs away*

i understand the hate, she’s a meme and she’s cemented in that culture, she’s going to get hate until the day she dies (and probably after). that’s just the reality of it. she’s never going to shake it, it was televised and had millions of views & memes made about it. as fans it’s best for us to not get too worked up abt it and just accept it as part of stanning her lmao i just want some real tea

bc the Pink snippet we had ended on “let them eat cake and…” i always envisioned the lyrics to be “let them eat cake and have their bread & butter” for some reason so now whenever I hear the real lyrics it’s such a whiplash anyway my stance remains the same. PC is definitely still a great song but the change to the vocals from the demo was a horrible decision. demo sounds 10x better

it’s rly sad bc she started out so promising with the EP and at the rate she works and w her full creative freedom she could’ve easily pushed 2 albums out by now .. i don’t get what’s holding her back , her files weren’t lost in the fire surely? if hoarders are still getting stuff they must’ve been backed up elsewhere can anyone shed some insider tea on what’s going on w her? @111 do u know anything

Blue Banisters

the girls (lanaboards members) just aren’t doing it (threads) like this anymore

I’m comparing the snippet to the snippet of the demo which is fair imo they’re both long and HQ snippets girl the demo has been on my mind for MONTHS

she RUINED pink convertible bye that’s the last straw that song was gonna be one of my top 3 favourite songs ever