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Stargirl

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  1. Actually, do you know what God Bless America would go amazing in? A trailer for Westworld Season 2 With Dolores riding her horse and shooting down humans and legions of robots on horses slashing people down, with one waving an American flag on the back of a horse As well as various scenes cutting to Maeve and Clementine
  2. It's kitschy in a way only an American could appreciate. Cringy, yet jolly, and unapologetically patriotic. I'm glad it didn't come out before the election or Hillary Clinton would have used it in her campaign although maybe then she would have won sided by the powers of Lana
  3. the one on the right is definitely a robot illuminati clone built by domain trillionare roberto grant
  4. this one is suspicious. her name is elizabeth grant
  5. seriously though no joke i need my full-scale visual album about my futuristic robot alien daisy chain queen who lives on the moon and rides an electric broomstick down to earth to save humanity only to be stymied by G-Eazy, who turns out being an evil alien combatant in disguise, one who she faced thousands of years ago in a galaxy-wide standoff that ended in at least 2 planets being blown apart, because of his white mustang, which was actually his bionic dicc and this is definitely what the white mustang video is about. we all know since the song is so short that it's extended and this is what happens
  6. The video starts with Lana at a festival with her friends just having a normal, human, not weird good time. Then, Lana gets a text on her phone that says "Trump said somes thigns" and she dramatically gay gasps. The prechorus hits and Lana is sitting in her mansion on the moon sipping Sangria and reading through tweets that just say "you're fat and gay" in replies to users with names such as @averagemiddleschooler and @highskooliskool. A single tear drops down her cheek. Then she walks outside onto the surface and her backup dancers join her and she twerks through the entire chorus, only turning towards the camera to say "stairway, stairway". All three of them jump up and fly, still in twerking position, to North Korea.
  7. I love all the amazing and beautiful ideas for eras and photoshoots and songs that people post on here. Lanaboards is wonderful when people are kind and creative and not unironically calling each other fat or stupid. Seriously. You're all really great people.
  8. The G was for the Gays and her fans made her homophobic
  9. The day I saw your whiiite Christmas, your white Christmas
  10. how is this song going to manifest into a futuristic music video though? This was the last song I'd imagine that for inb4 that user who said that she's going to fuck a Transformer
  11. And that I've been DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMETHINGGGG REAL
  12. you're wrong though, the only true look-a-like is the robot lady
  13. Looks like Lizzy/young Lana with a BtD Paradise edition hairstyle
  14. Okay but this novel would actually be the most amazing inspiration for Lana's next album It's called The Future Eve and it's a 19th century classical science fiction novel, and the one which popularized the term "android" Here's a synopsis (from wikipedia) When Ewald calls, he reveals that he is close to suicide because of his fiancée, Miss Alicia Clary. Alicia is described as being physically perfect but emotionally and intellectually empty. She will say whatever she believes others want to hear. Far from having any ambition or goals of her own, she lives her life based on what she believes is expected of her. Ewald describes his frustration with the disparity between her appearance and her self and confides that though he can have no other, she is so hopeless that he has resolved to kill himself. Edison replies by offering to construct for Ewald a machine-woman in the form of Alicia but without any of her bothersome personality. He shows Ewald the prototype of the android, named Hadaly, and Ewald is intrigued and accepts Edison’s offer. Edison reveals that he has invited Alicia to his residence at Menlo Park in order to set the process in motion. He then explains to the still somewhat doubtful Ewald how he will interact with the android and how natural it will all feel. Ewald then presses Edison to tell him why he created Hadaly in the first place. Edison relates a long story about Mr. Edward Anderson who was tempted into infidelity by a young woman named Miss Evelyn. His indiscretion, brought about by the guile of Miss Evelyn, ruins his life completely. Edison then says that he tracked down Miss Evelyn only to discover that she was not as she appeared, rather she was horribly ugly and her beauty was entirely the work of cosmetics, wigs, and other accessories. Edison created Hadaly in an effort to overcome the flaws and artificiality of real women and create a perfect and natural woman who could bring a man true happiness. Edison then takes Ewald back to Hadaly and explains to him the exact mechanical details of her functioning: how she moves and talks and breathes and bathes, all the while explaining how natural and normal Hadaly’s robotic needs are, comparing them to similar human actions and functions. After the details of the android's functioning and construction are covered, Alicia arrives and is escorted in. Edison convinces her that she is being considered for an important theater role. Over the course of the next weeks, she poses for Edison and her exact physical likeness is duplicated and recordings of her voice are made. Eventually, Edison sends Alicia away and introduces Ewald to his android-Alicia without revealing that it is not the real thing. Ewald is very taken with her and she secretly reveals to him that she is in fact not simply an android but has been supernaturally endowed with the spirit of Sowana, Edison’s mystical assistant. Ewald does not reveal this fact to Edison but instead leaves with Hadaly-Alicia-Sowana. However, before he can reach home to his new life with his new lover, Ewald’s ship sinks and the android, who was traveling with the cargo, is destroyed. So a female singer with emotional issues (aka normal by most standards) is recreated as a robot to be the perfect woman and chanteuse and it turns out the robot lady is actually a supernatural spirit Like, the character is shockingly like Lana. For instance, “I learned that she came from a good family, and that her betrothed had forsaken her to marry a girl with a fortune. Alicia left home, intending to lead a Bohemian life as a singer. However, she later gave up this idea. “Her voice, appearance, and dramatic talent would have provided her with an income sufficient for her needs. But she was glad to have met me just when she was setting forth into the world." also "Her heavy brown hair, which hung about her like a mantle, had the radiance of a summer night. Her face was an exquisite oval. Her hands were not quite as aristocratic as the rest of her form, but her feet had the same eloquence as the Greek statues. “Her eyes were beautiful, her brows perfectly shaped. The sound of her low voice was so thrilling, the notes of her songs so stirring, that I was overcome with a strange emotion. My admiration, as you shall see, was of an unknown order."
  15. I couldn't find a higher quality version of that icon so cursed
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