Stargirl

she was just telling him that he needs more potassium

she only said that and then violently hung up on me violently because my eyes started bleeding but that might not have been her fault

hem hem lana just called me on my personal cellular device and told me that stargirl is the best lanaboards user to ever live mmmmhmm

It'd be a good video for Simon Says minus the weird cowboy woman

When you're at the end of your life at old age, Lana will appear before your eyes in a shimmering light, looking just as she always has, and slowly put her hand upon your cheek, whispering "You had a wonderful gay boy life." This happens to every good gay boy. Bad gay boys get Meghan Trainor.

Insert Squidward going future fuuuture because that's me fly me to the moon again Lana del raddy I am fckin living hnggg space moustag

The original title of Get Free was Mmm Gimme Big Titty

"First of all.... bitch"

Joanne looks great in it at least

Fucking HOLLYWOOD She's sang more of my favorite unreleased song than some of her released songs

Lana Del Rey is on lanaboards

WAIT I was napping for six hours but didn't someone on lanaboards JUST request her do something like FAQin hell like Marina did hmmmmm

Eclipse and Jorge

Children HATE her. Clock here to find out more.

I had a good nap, I'm not even complaining Also woke up to Art Deco so a good start to my day

Oh my god, I was writing up a report at work and Lust for Life transitioned to Honeymoon (album) and next thing I knew I was asleep on my keyboard for like 30 minutes

how do you, say, get a job as a lana del rey intern

At least you've finally been enlightened

I can't even laugh because I helped start the speculation that Honeymoon was going to be released based upon Moon Phases (which didn't happen) and then everyone thought it would happen with Lust for Life since she was on the moon (didn't happen either). Releasing the cover so soon on a Tuesday was kind of teasing, tho

you're all wrong. Nostradamus predicted in 1555 that this interview would be inspired by the 2000 film, Malèna. The only reason anyone on here knew about these predictions was because they watched the pre-recorded holograms.

she looks like a hologram

the only countries are LA, the UK, and Moon

three way call

I made this at work while I was troubleshooting my instrument https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uATm8365Ok&feature=youtu.be