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    why is she using that weird fan edited photo again adfgjfm
  2. We'll all be dead due to climate change before this can happen
  3. Us: Where's the album? Release date? Tracklist? Lead single? Even an update? Lana: I love when my picture turns out like how I pictured :-) She's so annoying ajkrgksvjkf
  4. I'm not into poetry but I'd buy it if she made it into an audiobook because I love her speaking voice. She could also submit it for Best Spoken Word at the Grammys
  5. She wanted one kid and 2 cats in the yard mod note: user was warned for this post
  6. Lana when you took her sadness out of context at the Mariners apartment complex
  7. It's 3pm in LA, she's probably having coffee with her girls and won't see it anyway
  8. She says she binge watches “The Bachelor,” and that while all of her friends now call her Lana—not Elizabeth Grant, her birth name—her parents are the two people who do not. https://pitchfork.com/features/interview/life-liberty-and-the-pursuit-of-happiness-a-conversation-with-lana-del-rey/
  9. I prefer my fanfiction that Stella got kicked out of the USA so had to fuck off back to England because the U.S customs found out that her "job" was Lana paying her to accompany her to night clubs to snort coke with Gerald, which explains why Lana is getting her pilot's license (so she can illegally smuggle her back in) Yours makes more sense though
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    The angle and background kinda reminded me of one of those stock photos of cows chilling in a field: That's not supposed to be an insult either I genuinely love cows they're so cute
  11. I feel like she probably just gets bored of people and then ghosts them like she's doing with us right now
  12. She has some people she's been seen with throughout the years like Andrei or Courtney Love but has anyone noticed how she always hangs out with the same person/group of people on multiple occasions within a time frame and is rarely seen with anyone else, and then she's never seen with them again? Like she was best friends with Jaime King until 2014 and then they never seen together in public again until they took a photo together at some event in 2016. Then when she was dating Fran he was the only person she was ever seen with for a year+, sometimes with his friend Nabil. Then she was with Jonathan Wilson a lot in like 2016. And then of course she was with Stella and her dog all through the LfL era and I know she was paying for her friendship but she still wasn't really seen with anyone else other than Chuck. And now that Stella's visa expired or whatever she's with these "baddies" all the time. Anyway, my point is that she'll probably grow apart from them soon and find some new friends in pilot school or something.
  13. They look like their favourite Lana Del Ray song is the Summertime Sadness remix
  14. What if she puts her new baddie friends in the next music videos she makes like she did with Alex and Ashley Never mind that would involve her making more music videos which is probably too much to ask
  15. She's not Katy Perry level of fame but she's still worth millions of dollars and did it while getting hardly any radio play aside from the tragic remix, I think she's made it And right now her lifestyle is writing poetry on her typewriter, ignoring fans, and hanging out with her new baddie friends which I'm sure she has enough money to do for the next few decades.
  16. Watch her give up social media for Lent Not that she posts anything notable anyway
  17. Nobody

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    This era is so dry we're discussing pasta sauce now I-
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    http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/5155-lana-covers-complex-magazine-augustseptember-issue/
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