Nobody

She's in the hospital because she's pregnant with Norman

She changed her captions on the haiku's to explain them https://www.instagram.com/p/BuqUWSRjczA/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BuqUYokjK5o/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BuqUjuXjA6U/ Wasn't she calling it Trumatic™ 5 minutes ago make your mind up girl

Look at the size of it's snout or the nose or the fur texture it's not the same and it's given to all guests at the Bowery https://www.thecut.com/2013/06/teddy-bear-thats-slept-with-every-it-girl.html

That's not even the Same Fucking Bear

And how do you know this?

Why has that fake tweet about Lana breaking the only computer with the album on it got 15000 likes adskgjsf The most promo Norman's gonna get

She described MAC/VB as "end of summer jams" and they were released in mid-September

I can't listen right now, is she referring to this album release?

Tragique

I don't know if Alex's response is real but lmaoooo

I should be listening to Norman Fucking Rockwell right now but here I am listening to the Billie fucking Eilish leak

Then I got tired and ended up in some lame department store And that's okay, cause I found a really cool belt Her mind

Queen of tipp-ex

you mean her cracked iphone 6

Sounds like they're just guessing as it linked to the press release that said "mid-2019"

She always releases the title track as a pre-release single so I hope she just does that and then releases the full album soon after, 4 singles before the album is enough imo. I guess it depends on whether it actually sounds like a lead single though

What if it is a surprise release but it's such a surprise that Interscope haven't even told Lana when it's coming out

Oh my god I just had a flashback to when she opened that with Cherry and at the end she asked if they could turn her voice up in her in-ear monitors, it was only her second live performance of the song and the poor sis couldn't even hear herself

I remember her saying in one interview that's already out that she tried to do most of her interviews before Hope was released so she didn't have to talk about it and it's not like she does much promo anyway Wyd Lana

Could be but she's not going to say "The album's been finished for months but I'm putting it out kinda slowly because Interscope/Polydor records won't let me release it yet because of Billie Eyelash" so idk, if she surprise releases it though it'll probably flop

"I'm putting it out kinda slowly" - Lana talking about the album reddit.com/r/lanadelrey/comments/b4pq5k/lana_singing_mariners_apartment_complex_live_for/

At least it has more longevity than any of the LfL pre-release singles

67th time? Are we talking about in a day or