analwinterofmylife

Omg I don't think it will be this because she is already super rushed, but anal said it might be a radio performance and it's extremely possible omg I'm rooting for this

i mean.. it did say due to other scheduling commitments she could only sign for two hours..... maybe she have a concert to go to... or maybe the band is gonna be signing stuff too! 

has anyone else noticed that, byron (lana's pianist), Blake,(lana's guitarist) lana herself, and her hairdresser anna.. are all in london? ... like her band is there... and her...and her hair dresser....tastes like surprise performance to me

They sound like pure assholes

...yeh pure assholes for doin they job and not risking losing it... such pure assholes...

...grow up a lil....

Text messages from him after he called the target:

 

Yeah it was the same guy from yesterday and he went and checked and said shipments on Wednesdays

And to try back tomorrow

inb4 after they get shipments wednesday they tell you its not released till friday

INB4 MOST PEOPLE ASK HER ABOUT LIB

You wanna hear my fart? I'll upload it for you.

no thanks..ive already heard enough stuff that smells like shit from ur mouth and fingers thanks very much  

Your remixes sound like shit bitch.

 

Straight up manure. I can fart and still sound ten times better.

how ur remixes sounding futuretro? .. i hear rude ass with a superiority complex still sounds the same no matter how u remix it

The "old" member superiority complex is quite disgusting.

 

It's a fucking forum bitch.

 

Looks like you have no life besides this forum. Poor your dusty socially inept ass.

ohmygod... if you were on lanaboards for one year and four months.. and you spent the same amount of time on every month as u have in the last one month u would have spent 48 days on here. which is about the same.. so nice try jan but it looks like you're just as socially inept (feat. horrible attitude)

DramaBoards

It's one thing wanting to get the record early and it's another to behave like an immature self-absorbed little cunt and literally insult half of the members here (who've been here for much longer than you btw, so you need a reality check hunty).

REEEEAD HAAAA 

why are u even here?

this ^ coming from an asshole with a tropico pic.... and a superiority complex like none other?

At least she looks better than this

 

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at least mama flo looks better than this 

petition to ban @@FutureRetro's salty ass asap

I kinda want to harass the reddit guy a little bit. But eh

why u feel the want to harass the reddit guy when u already harass a bunch of people here?

Guys they would'nt have said "just arrived" if it were a preorder lol

 

Come on UK fans, U-Kan do it

well.. didn't some guy get told they had the record in the store.. and when he got there the guy at the counter said "not till the 18th" I feel like its the same thing but.. idk

In school now for 2 classes and then off to the target.

Where are the UK stans at? Ya'll dead?

idk if the stores are really giving it out yet.. more like just putting it up for preorder? 

Bicth you fucking dumb cunt. Pour acid in your throat.

 

That guy had the album. Don't ever come for me bitch.

god.. you're such a fucking asshole 

I'm ashamed to share this fandom with you.. and lana would be ashamed to have u as a fan.

Where did you find his personal pics tho? Mess.

He's so Art Deco 

No wonder he got the album. He's a fuckin sleuth. A regular Sherlock Holmes. 

I hope the album comes out in full HQ on September 18th as intended and you desperate twinks suffer!

because you're attacking people. They weren't coming after you they were telling you to leave because you were attacking people. 

...attacking.... attacking? ok... that seems like a strong word for me simply complaining about something i found annoying.. but ok

we don't even know if he has a vinyl ripping ability, but his setup looks like he could do a good one. You must not know about vinyl rips, because Vinyl Rips can be VERY HQ If you do it right. The "MQ Versions" we have have people talking in the backround and backround noise and static and blur. This would be a lot better. I have an exam on the 18th. I need Honeymoon to be able to bless me before that. 

people can do what they want

then how come u coming after me for doing(saying) what i want

rip to the people offering money for a low to mid quality vinyl rip of an album they already have mid quality versions of and have preordered three different ways and only have about 4 days to wait for... I've never seen any more desperately pressed people in my life...