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did anyone else notice that after her cape gets #snatched u can't see her face.. lol i wonder if maybe irl she was chuckling/smiling and they just kinda darkened over her face so u couldn't tell LOL

also i think that this video was really just her getting together with a few people and being like "lets just do something simple and fun and entertaining but also i don't wanna leave my house " and i think thats exactly what she delivered! just a fun lil cute video thats what she aimed for and thats what she achieved..  the repeated shots and stuff i think were probably to add time to the video or to cover up where they sort of had to cut and do retakes or something, or just to add something to not make it boring tbh

i think its sort of unfair to go after the camera work when all it really is, is a guy with a camera following her around..  the only outstanding camera work was really when she runs to the upper balcony and the camera seems to go off one balcony and up onto another.. i thought that was pretty cool . 

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no, you can "criticize" however you want. but whether you want to add weight to said criticism (or not) is up to you too 

never said i wanted to  """"add weight to said criticism""""

..... i kinda just low-key agreed and went for a nice cuppa tea. 

i could say that pawn shop blues and the entirety of AKA is "worse" than say ... 'delicious' or 'big bad wolf' 

 

but until i tell you exactly what makes it "worse", or cite a few lines for comparison, etc --  that single word means next to nothing. you see the distinction i'm trying to make? what would be the point of music, film or literature if we all went around stating our opinions with 3 or 4 worded judgements? i mean, its fine if you don't like something i do, but if you're going to tell me that its shit, don't expect me to give it any thought if you haven't put any in yourself

 

..sorry not everyone has the time or motivation to write a critique of why something you do isn't as good as another thing.. lol 

apparently we can't criticize her unless we write an essay 

"honesty" doesn't really mean much when it involves a single vague adjective 

 

..really doesn't take much more than one adjective.. 

doesn't seem too vague to me.... 

this is what you choose to be your first post? lel let me get my grinder for that axe

 

but don't they say honesty is the best policy? ... let me get you some napkins to sop up that tea that got spilt on ya hunny..... 

That's even worse

My fav part was most def the run. Shit looked like she was running from something chasing her in a scary movie. Her dress getting caught on something is the perfect white-girl-main character-in horror movie trope. lol

i  feel like that is exactly the vibe she was going for tbh XD

Not the same, unless it's been heavily modded.

 

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Fuck, even the video is bad. It's like amateur hour. The half assed lip synching in the bedroom. The flop down on the bed. The running around a house, like what is this, a video or a house tour. I know people will totally disagree but I'm in disbelief at how atrocious this is. I'm literally just staring at the screen and my face is full of wat. And that fucking outro, Jesus fuck.

 

And it looks like she's either pregnant or got a boob job.

...wow.. i think this vid was just meant to be cute/funny... not out to snatch an academy award but 

Ok on a completely different topic, Lana said she has only shot 2 videos for the album. We have seen clips from the honeymoon video and HBTB, but the BTS pictures with those male models (for MTWBT?) are from the Korean bell of friendship, which doesn't really seem to add up with the locations/themes of HBTB or HM? So I guess the question is, are there 3 videos/is Lana getting even worse at math??? 

 

Also this is reach but when she instagrammed the picture of that building with the caption "because you used to come here- when melodies are gone, in you i hear a song" I was getting the vibe that those were lyrics and that was the location of a video. Again huge reach but for some reason i just automatically associated it with MTWBT.

 

this whole post is a mess and I couldn't figure out how to word it so just idk tell me your thoughts

she did say she already had 2 videos shot... but that was a while ago.. maybe she has 3 by now haha

the weeknd is slated to perform at the VMAs. what is the likelihood lana will come out to debut prisoner???

lol i can't imagine lana ever doing that but i pray it happens tbh

link please? I can't find it on youtube

http://analwinterofmylife.tumblr.com/post/126357932659/listen-to-lana-del-reys-interview-on-bbc-radio

Wait, I haven't heard the phone one....?

it was on bbc radio 1

I'm pretty sure it was on Monday, right? At least, that's what I got from it

well she was in italy on monday. the other radio station she was on.. she was on the phone with and said "I'm in italy right now" so unless zane went to italy and hosted from there... the only explanation is she and zane met earlier and recorded the interview 

so I'm thinking that that interview was recorded before high by the beach leaked tbh

he probably just put it on preorder and got it out there so that lana couldn't be like "noo" bc people have already ordered it XD

U mean recycled & uninspired garbage from all her other eras? I agree

.. i hate when people say stuff like this... and then go off like "hey I'm allowed to have an opinion " 

YES u are allowed an opinion.. but people are also allowed to bitch about ur opinion lol you basically called the song uninspired garbage along with songs from all her other eras. Thats just so rude lol

if you're gonna post a shitty opinion, be ready to get shit for it. 

if you want to have/post ur crappy opinions and all ur gross misconceptions fine do that none of us are stopping you.  but if you're gonna call something that everyone is excited about "garbage" prepare to get got lol 

 

 also I noticed these:

 

Kill Kill: "All our love's flying in the sand"

HBTB: We're sinking into the sand"

Body Electric: "Opulence is the end"

HBTB: "Peace by vengeance brings the end"

 

"Tonight getting high by the beach is an actual possibility!!" - Jonah Hill in Superbad

she's recycled so many lyrics in this song but in the best way.. she's "referencing " themLOL

ok i love the song but wtf is the noise at the start

it sounds just like a noise she played at the endless summer tour right before sleepwalk started tbh

Verses > chorus tbh.

But I Iike it.

honeymoon is like that too kinda

After listening to High By the Beach

 

i hate when people dress like this. we get it.. you get high by the beach

this is nothing like i fucking expected.. I'm tasting some low-key gangster melanie martinez teas AND I LOVE IT

IM SO DONE XD DX

This is the outro/speaking part:

 

Anyone can start again,

Not through love,

But through revenge,

Through the fire,

We're born again,

(??) patience,

Brings the end.

 

I don't need to prove it, I never leak stuff. I know there are many trolls running around. I am not here to hurt Lana by leaking stuff, I just can't contain my excitement. I know none of you could if you were in my place.

"through the fire" ... i bet this is burnt norton =)