Monicker

CHANGE YOUR OWN DAMN LITTER BOX, OKAY?

I did, too, I just have blind trust in evilentity.

 

 

He should manage Lana

 

He should, yes. But only if:

He knows what he's doing.

He knows what's best.

He really cares about Lana.

He protects Lana.

I believe it's P-P-Pepsi, not vodka Pepsi.

These three clowns are new moderators? Oy. In no time this forum will collapse like a balsa wood bridge underneath a flaming cannonball. No, really folks, what does a moderator actually do? And why is there a need for so many? Are we fortifying the place for the imminent FBI sting?

Lily, were those magic cookies? You should go pepper the forum with some incoherent, rambling posts so as to make me appear a little less insane.

I thought this thread was going to be about rumors concerning an esoteric sub-forum...a forum within this main forum, hidden from plain sight, but sending out a black light in all directions...

Isn't most everything a rumor?

How long before the thread unravels entirely?

I don't have a facebook

I...love you?

NO. I do not make COMMON references. #esoteric :creepy:

This is how I came into being. Like Athena from the mind of Zeus, I sprang fully formed from the mouth of Lana. You knew there had to be some voodoo shit involved, didn't you?

I was actually just wondering about this yesterday--if Emile Haynie already had your sounds prior to the recording of BTD or if he made them specifically for the record. I wonder if he even made them or if it's some stock shit that he manipulated. And did he show Lana and she liked it, or did he just add it to a song on his own and showed her later? Also, i wonder who is responsible for the repetitive use of it--did she hear it on one song and insist that he use it more because she liked it so much, or was it completely his own doing to slather the entire record with it? Is anyone familiar with his productions for other people? That might provide answers.

but I want iTunes quality. I'm an extreme audiophile.

ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Good point, but here's another question: Do you think the CEO of H&M has anything substantial to do with any of the creative decisions that go into their ad campaigns?

I used to have it in higher quality than the SoundCloud rip, but I've sadly lost it. Anyone have it?

ASSHOLE. I'm going to send a lynch mob after you. And that has nothing to do with David Lynch. WATCH OUT.

Hey, remember how this song was just sitting in plain sight for like a billion years and no one noticed?

Backdoor To Hollywood was a good porno from the 80s.

He's still no Werner Herzog. That guy got shot while giving an interview and still continued it, remarking "It is not a significant bullet." Oh, and a few days earlier he rescued Joaquin Phoenix from his overturned car.

In his purple and pink boxers. Hey, i wear purple and pink underwear. But they're real underwear, none of this boxer shorts bullshit. Okay, uhm, you didn't need to know that. No one needed to know that. Anyway...

Herzog >>>> Lynch

Although Herzog is a bit of a misogynist and a bigot. But he's funny as hell and endlessly entertaining.

"Lana Del Rey wears ______" Capitalism is so desperate.

Do we really think she is behind the concept and execution or was it some bigwig in H&M's marketing department who saw this as a great opportunity for them? I mean, it is really well made for an homage, quite nuanced and meticulously executed, but for some reason i doubt that this materialized by her coming to them with the idea. Do we know anything about how any of this came about and the chronology, including the recording of the song? It's intriguing for sure.

To be clear, i said that i bet David Lynch fans are going to be pissed because you're dealing with a strong cult following (far exceeding hipsters, by the way) of a very established auteur who has created a much talked about, controversial body of work, and along comes a (for all intents and purposes) brand new, mainstream pop singer who is viewed by many as disposable and fake, covering a song, not made famous by but, revitalized by arguably Lynch's most beloved film, for a CLOTHING STORE COMMERCIAL done in a style that is so blatantly modeled after his. We can certainly imagine the shit storm that's coming.

P.S. I'm not a Lynch fan. But i do respect the guy.

No year.

No producer.

No...anything.

 

IN ORDER TO REACH THE FULLFILLMENT OF MY LIFE, I REQUIRE THIS TYPE OF INFORMATION. FROM NOW ON, I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY SONG FOR WHICH I DO NOT HAVE INFO.

 

Just kidding. I will just pine away out of confusion.

I'm so glad you've returned to us.

Oh man, i bet David Lynch fans are gonna be pissed.

...like golden showers or

No! Gentle drops of HONEY falling from the sky.

Gosh!

But Monicker, you know everything.

Oh, Bill. Here, let me take you on a wild, magical journey where we will skip merrily underneath honey showers, paddle through an ocean of petunias, get lost in a cloudy maze, and slide across the most radiant rainbows, where i will then reveal to you that i know nothing.

:creepy:

Gee, you can really sense his conviction. This wouldn't have anything to do with an attempt to advance his career, would it? I mean, surely he sought her our for a reason that is unique to her, right?

Do artists do that a lot? Anybody? Monicker?

I'm just going to LOL right here at the thought of you thinking that i know anything about trends with pop artists today. Laugh. Out. Loud.

who the hell is this person

French, Montana, American, CEO, rapper, cocaine, Bad Boys, Coke Boys. Maybe she picked him after googling key words.

We have a winner. Good deduction, Lily.

Bill has had it. Sam amicably reminds us of the importance of scientific rigor. Bill counters with a flat tire analogy to illustrate his point about objective reality.

Where is my goddamn maple syrup lemonade?

I didn't think you were offended. My point was this (even though the answer is that it's a Lynch reference): Do you wonder why there's a soldier, a marine, a hypnotist, a secretary, or a dancing couple? What about their meaning? Do you understand their presence? Why does a midget's presence need to be singled out and explained or serve a specific aesthetic purpose apart from anyone/anything else? What about the costumes, sets, and props?

I'm not offended either or anything. I just feel compelled to ask these sort of questions.

I think a better question is: Why not? Why would that specifically need to be questioned? Imagine going to the grocery store to get some apples and seeing a midget in line and asking: Why is there a midget in the grocery store line?

Fiona Apple's new album rocks. The only album I listen to a lot apart from Born to Die. Other than that, I listen to horror movie soundtracks, not much else.

We should talk about these two things.

In that case...i'll use this as a platform to confess all my crimes. I'll start with the baby i fdsfkuewhrk48r,ejwn i KWFD,JHJDUSDUSDUSddgk arhrhhhghakakakkackcj

I'm hungry. Someone feed me.