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I hate this puta so much! I hope she debuts at #49

1999, Blane It On Your Love, Gone, 2099, White Mercedes, AND FEBRUARY 2017!? SHES COMING

How many times do we gotta go over this?! Cultural appropriation is for the most part bs. On top of this Lana hasn’t done anything racist yet lol. Also people have their preferences! Let them live! Not everyone is attracted to bigger guys or twinks. Not everyone one is into fem guys or masculine guys & not everyone is into white, black, asian, latin, or persian guys. Also WHY ARE WE MENTIONING THIS IN THE NFR THREAD?! Go to the politics one please! Now to get back into track, do you guys think there will be a single song on this album without piano?! Cause please I needa BREAK! piano isn’t like strings! EDIT: I just saw everyone stopped mentioning the politics Anna ou-

Y’all I can’t believe we’re getting 2099 next, why tf! I can already tell it’s gonna be the worst song on Charli! We could’ve had Next Level Charli, Cross You Out, hell even Party Party, party 4 u, Bounce, CTMP! She just used the rave idea on that song. I’m disgusted. Would’ve been better with any other song. White Mercedes better get a video if we have to go through this.

Does that mean songs like the jam city collab, 1000 Times, My Heart, Mona Lisa, Closer, & others were meant for Charli? I feel like the 2018 songs were meant for Charli.

Y’all ask for party 4 u even though no one has it! Like what’s not clicking!! ALSO! Closer deserves to leak or be released & Atomic studio HQ should leak

I’m done (x1sextillion)

Anyways, holy shit sorry bout the length. So, I’m poised for a September release! Y’all think we’re ever getting the HIAB video?

It’s confirmed @@recklessdaughter is a dumb bih! I wouldn’t even be surprised if they were Lana with how defensive they’ve gotten. Anyways, let this be the last time anyone has to mention this, but the reason we’re bugging out is because Lana can’t keep her lips shut when she needs too & can’t open them when she should. Last September she released MAC & VB & said the album was coming at the top of the year! She also has teased countless snippets from the album. Everyone was pretty fine if you noticed! Although when Hope came & went it was clear she lied to us again! On top of this, she made no move to clear this up! We all expected it to come at least by the end of March! On a livestream in December she said the album was done & mastered! Yet, there was basically no news until Doin Time came out! Mind you, she was adamant on the poetry book, but even then we didn’t have much of anything, but hypotheses we could create around the information we got from her! Then we found out she added 2 new songs to the album! If these songs were the ones she played at the cotillion event then it still makes no sense as to why it took so long. They were already done! Hopefully, it’s 2 whole new songs, because the meltdowns that would come Anyways, you can’t expect the fans to be happy when she lied about the release date & glided us with info in the beginning then went radio silent. You get accustomed to situations based on your previous experience. So the lying, well it was no surprise. If she had all this time meant the top of the year being August/September she should’ve clarified that from the beginning, because almost none of us think like that. For the past few months even her general fans have been begging for the album or album news. On top of that, she chose to continually say nothing about the status of the album. The biggest news we gotten was the concert one about the release date! Then she even changed that from “2 months” to a “few months”. I mean, we’re happy we know it’s coming, but frankly her idea of instagram promo is horse shit. I’m happy she has so much control, but sometimes the label needs to give her that outline for the album release. From a business standpoint, it’s literally fucking ridiculous. The smart thing would’ve been to give some news about why it’s taking forever, but has she? No, she’s been quite mute about all of this. Comparing this situation is like having a lover, & they say you can expect a trip in 2 months! They say to get time off & be ready to pack for a summer trip. So, you get time off & buy summer clothes & pack. When the week you’re meant to go comes, you find out you’re not even going. When you try to get answers, they avoid it & avoid every attempt to rectify & clear up the situation. You’re like wtf! Say, you don’t have as much money & you had to go into your budget to buy summer clothes & it was a risk getting time off! It’s just like a slap to the face! A year passes by with a couple of arguments! Suddenly, you’re going on vacation this summer, & some clothes don’t fit! Instead of going in June or July, it’s in August! Yet, you love him so you still go. While not as intense, she’s been leading us on with literal bread crumbs for a whole year. What we need at the end of the day is clarity & we have a right to be mad or annoyed at her. We understand she wants to have fun & that she isnt a music machine! We’re fine with that, but at least have the balls to be clear that the expectations you gave us aren’t going to happen. If not, you’re asking for what these past few months have been.

The fact that I hardly see any Hawaiian Mazes praise! One of HER BEST UGH

Detention is the worst one for me. That one isn’t it at all.

It’s basically 100% that Focus, 1999, No Angel, Girls Night Out, & Blame It On Your Love are on the set list. I couldn’t not see them on it. Also ID NEEDS to be released or leaked ASAP

The only song I want from 24hrs album is Party Party

Did you think before you typed that?! Did you think? If he’s a professional hacker I’m sure getting a few songs LOCKED away behind a firewall wouldn’t be so hard. Especially considering his profession.

You could’ve asked for Yosemite, Roses Bloom For You, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, Piano Theme, Melancholia, Trans Am.....& you ask for NFR....I can’t

It’s real

2099 should be released on the anniversary of 1999! It’d be the last single with her & troye going to 2099 & White Mercedes will probably be the August/September single! Song in August video on release date & 2099 will probably be the same way

October: 1999 May: Blame It On Your Love July: Gone August: 2099 September: White Mercedes 5 Singles!! 3 videos!!! We really getting treated! On top of this 2099 & White Mercedes could also get videos ugh! Such a good era! We’ve been fed with all the side features coming out too! Like Spicy, Dream Glow, XXXTC, & we still got another feature coming out soon! Fuck we’re being FED! We’re not even taking into account we might get more singles after release or the fact that the Japan deluxe might be new tracks! We’re EVEN getting a world tour with her OWN set list & amazing openers!! Ugh she deserves all the success & more I hope Charli does amazing on the charts.

If this album doesn’t get released by the end of Summer I will hope that every studio thing she’s ever done leaks in full including recent shit idc this bitch is so lazy. Betty fucking White has more passion & energy then our matcha soul cycle bitch.

Venice Boych: shades of gold & green Mariners Apartment Cummplex: soft greys n black n white Hope Is A Miserable Thong To Have - But I Wear It: sepia Violet tint In Your Carrrrxxx: Shades of blue & yellow Happiness Is A Butterscotch: Pastels pinks & blues Cinnamon: corals & violets How To Dissatisfaction: Indigos, dark blues, & purples NormanFuckingDeleyedwell: Mint greens & whites

What is this?!

It has half as many but tops it, it would need a change of sound though in order to fit clarity.

If she replaced Broken with DPOYH...THE POWER

The best are Blow It All, Meet The Parents, & Sweet Spot

THE FACT THAT GONE & WHITE MERCEDES GONNA BE SINGLES UGH WE STAN! So it’ll probably be 199 BIOYL Gone WM N/A 2099? I assume 2099 will be the last one & that’s fitting