Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[shape of my body 1,429]

Just now, The Sun Also Rises said:

 

What secret project were you manifesting so we can manifest alongside you 

A western movie for lasso. If I remember it right Rica*do mentioned something about this around march 

[honey dew 11,801]

@tough @That Venice Bitch Can you hit this he/him with your WP gun please?

[heroindealer 11,268]

Just now, honey dew said:

@tough @That Venice Bitch Can you hit this he/him with your WP gun please?

and then us with a bat to send us back from wherever we’re orbiting to move at sumn like this 

[honey dew 11,801]

Just now, heroindealer said:

and then us with a bat to send us back from wherever we’re orbiting to move at sumn like this 

Who's "we're"? I never moved in my life

[honeymoon is alive 22,096]

16 minutes ago, tough said:

In the quiet of the night,

dreams ignite,  
Whispers in the dark,

they take flight,  
Focus on the stars,

let your heart align,  
Manifesting dreams,

turning wishes into signs.

[shape of my body 1,429]

Just now, honey dew said:

@tough @That Venice Bitch Can you hit this he/him with your WP gun please

My official mugshot 

Spoiler

I guess it was a fun time here but I need to go back to prison 

[motel six 4,288]

if you flinch at the gunshot fake insider it means you have trauma🥺

[heroindealer 11,268]

Just now, honey dew said:

Who's "we're"? I never moved in my life

then u ate tbh 

[Embach 45,128]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 LANA DEL REY'S NEW UPCOMING 10TH ALBUM HAS MUSIC AND LYRICS AND LANA DEL REY IS CONFIRMED TO SING THEM!!! GUYS, ALL OF YOUR MANIFESTATIONS WORKED!!!

[laurita 3,641]

This is what happens when we stop playing Survivors. People get bored and tend to believe anyone

 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,450]

[Embach 45,128]

1 minute ago, laurita said:

This is what happens when we stop playing Survivors. People get bored and tend to believe anyone

 

Survivor (Destiny's Child cover) on Lasso

[shape of my body 1,429]

2 minutes ago, laurita said:

This is what happens when we stop playing Survivors. People get bored and tend to believe anyone

 

Laurita 17

embach 12

tough 0

 

tough is out!!

 

[motel six 4,288]

when the “insider” comes back to tell us the song **** **** ****** sounds a bit like cherry and a bit like video games and a bit like religion but can’t find the thread because survivors took over again

[Embach 45,128]

1 minute ago, tough said:

Laurita 17

embach 12

tough 0

 

tough is out!!

 

When Lana releases songs called Laurita and Embach then what

[honey dew 11,801]

Wait we need a fake insiders survivor! 

[shape of my body 1,429]

6 minutes ago, Embach said:

When Lana releases songs called Laurita and Embach then what

as we all know I’m a reliable insider so yes I can confirm that is true this are leaked lyrics:

Verse 1:
Laurita dances in the moonlight’s gleam,
A heart so wild, she’s chasing dreams,
With every step, she paints the skies,
Her laughter’s like a firefly's light.

Verse 2:
Embach stands where the river bends,
A soul so deep, where the world extends,
With a gaze that’s calm and eyes so wide,
she finds her path where the currents guide.

[laurita 3,641]

27 minutes ago, tough said:

Laurita 17

embach 12

tough 0

 

tough is out!!

 

 

19 minutes ago, tough said:

as we all know I’m a reliable insider so yes I can confirm that is true this are leaked lyrics:

Verse 1:
Laurita dances in the moonlight’s gleam,
A heart so wild, she’s chasing dreams,
With every step, she paints the skies,
Her laughter’s like a firefly's light.

Verse 2:
Embach stands where the river bends,
A soul so deep, where the world extends,
With a gaze that’s calm and eyes so wide,
she finds her path where the currents guide.

OK, that helped you a bit. But I'm still mad at you 

btw, I really thought we'd get a single in September, but it's 12/9 and my optimism is starting to leave me

[shape of my body 1,429]

Just now, laurita said:

 

OK, that helped you a bit. But I'm still mad at you 

btw, I really thought we'd get a single in September, but it's 12/9 and my optimism is starting to leave me

I would be mad at me to, idk why but I almost believed myself, I was like yeah we are getting that secret project in february 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,450]

Let me expose Laurita and Embach

I know from a super reliable exclusive flaccid  french source that they both also stare in a music video alongside Lana for the Lasso lead single "Laurita x Embach - airboat riding Alligators  1 (Henry 0 out)". Originally Nikki Lane was in the video too but a secret group consisted of some Lanaboards users planned to hit her with a John Deer tractor so her appearance on that music video had to be canceled because of that. Furthermore the song is an witchy invitation to an southern gothic meets surf rock psychedelic noir world. The song is like a patchwork family of Raise Me Up x I Talk To Jesus x Music To Watch Boys To x Fine China x Breaking Up Slowly x Pussy x Beautiful unleaked surf rock demo

It samples Zodiac and a 2020 voice note of Lana in which you hear  Chuck calling for Veganismn while Lanas cats attacking her chickens while Patty tries to attack all of them with a lawn mower

The song will get released in snippets over a span of 4 months leading up to the Lasso release  data _not_found