LanaBoards Next Top Model (SEASON 2 CASTING on pg. 33)

[Dark Angel 202,576]

i'm not quite sure why they're playing clips of my music video that i swiftly deleted off of youtube on lanaboards next top model... they eliminated me! oh, well, exposure is exposure and hopefully the american people will go and watch my kill kill and gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven) music videos, i feel more confidentially about those ones...

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,158]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

i'm not quite sure why they're playing clips of my music video that i swiftly deleted off of youtube on ANTM... they eliminated me! oh, well, exposure is exposure and hopefully the american people will go and watch my kill kill and gramma videos, i feel more confidentially about those ones...

Sue them 

[Dark Angel 202,576]

1 minute ago, DemonMic2003 said:

Sue them 

 

i would never sue anybody for helping my music videos get the views they so desperately need  c'mon, now, my music video for yayo's almost at 10k views!

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,158]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

i would never sue anybody for helping my music videos get the views they so desperately need  c'mon, now, my music video for yayo's almost at 10k views!

You mean my music… Taylor Swift - Yayo

[Lindsay Lohan 10,527]

5 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

i'm not quite sure why they're playing clips of my music video that i swiftly deleted off of youtube on lanaboards next top model... they eliminated me! oh, well, exposure is exposure and hopefully the american people will go and watch my kill kill and gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven) music videos, i feel more confidentially about those ones...

 

Your record label 5 Points Records gave us good money for that promotion!! 

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

confessional:

Spoiler

I am shocked…My beautiful housemates were eliminated… I guess Britney’s IBS was way too severe to continue in this competition. Naomi, my queen, you are and will always be, better than Tyra Banks…. Now, sashay away…

 

I am happy to be #Protected this week along with my beautiful gorgeous friend Charli XCX. So happy to be in the house for another week. 
 

Also, don’t tell anyone but tonight’s guest judge is colorblind and is unable to see 30 different colors. How dare they say our photo was not giving garden of time? It’s pool party at the garden of time!! Duhh! They’re basically insulting womanhood. Misogynistic much?

 

 

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,158]

Off the record but I feel I would’ve lasted longer or been able to do more if I had Taylor Swift.  

[southbeachswing 3,898]

Spoiler

 

Mitski im sorry for almost getting the both of us eliminated  Not my good sis Naomi and Britney Spears leaving  i need a cigarette to recover from this mess

 

On a lighter note congrats to lana and anya  this round was fun

 

[bunoner 5,726]

CONFESSIONAL

Spoiler

I’m so happy for Anya and Lana, you girls shine!

 

Personally I thought the guest judge’s comments were unfounded. Tropical pool party? In a garden? I mean come on! Not sure how one can be not on theme when the theme itself is so open to interpretation, but I guess some

judges are only guests for a reason…

 

To my partner Ru, we killed it this week girl. Don’t ever let anyone strip away your colors again! But even if they do, today showed me you can overcome anything life throws your way.

 

To Naomi and Britney, I’ll miss you. The house won’t ever be the same

without you.

 

 

[Waimea Bay 9,286]

Charli And Ru your statement was very powerful and important but you could've conveyed that messaged in a way that gave less party city palm tree and more fairy queen. Ik a certain singer from a trailer park in New Jersey would've ate this theme up but lanaboards wasn't ready for her.

And with that I'm gonna go back to California Meet up with my good friend stevie nicks (who I hear might be participating in lanaboards love is blind if that happens after lbntm) and finish work on my masterpost of her brilliant discography.

Live Fast, Die Young and don't be a hater

ComebacktoCalifornia- Deigner of Malibu Sun Magazine

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

The girls walk out of the LBNTM set. As they wait for the bus to take them home. Britney noticed everyone’s sadness after today’s shocking elimination and finds ComebacktoCalifornia outside the set waiting for her horse ride. Britney decided to do something to honor the fallen girls…

 

[Waimea Bay 9,286]

 

My Experience as a Guest Judge on LanaBoards Next Top Model

"When I was invited to the lbntm Mansion I was thrilled to be part of such a historic moment in the fashion world. The week before the fan ( and model)  favorite Lizzy Grant was sent home. Because of this the tensions were high in the mansion upon my entry. The theme for my week was garden of time and some of the models had differing views on what the garden of time meant to them compared to the judges. Upon a long deliberating process with Lindsay we both agreed that Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears had the weakest entry and we thought that was that. Upon my departure from the mansion I was attacked in the street by a knife weilding Britney Spears and had to be air lifted to the hospital due to the severity of my wounds."

-An Experct from the September 2024 Issue  of Malibu Sun Magazine: The Horrors on the inside of LanaBoards next top model

(I actually think it would be fun if after all of this all the guest judges, models and Lindsay of course write a little thing about their experience and then we make it into an article/ magazine type thing)

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,158]

BRITNEY YOU ICON.

[Waimea Bay 9,286]

Oops

Edited May 9 by ComebacktoCalifornia

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,158]

2 minutes ago, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

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Did comeback to California rip?

[Waimea Bay 9,286]

(Wait did it work)

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,158]

Just now, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

(Wait did it work)

(I didn’t see anything no)

[Waimea Bay 9,286]

Just now, DemonMic2003 said:

(I didn’t see anything no)

Wait so It didn't show up I deleted it because i thought it didn't work

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,158]

Just now, ComebacktoCalifornia said:

Wait so It didn't show up I deleted it because i thought it didn't work

No I just took a guess lol

[Waimea Bay 9,286]

Did it work now (ig not I quit)

Edited May 9 by ComebacktoCalifornia