Misheard Lana Lyrics

[SilverSprings 534]

"Baby I'm a forlorn on fire, and I'm what you desire" instead of "four alarm fire"... 

 

I thought forlorn worked because it's ~so Lana~ and I thought she was badass for making an adjective into a noun.

 

I still think it's forlorn but stretched like 'Baby I'm a for--ah-lorn fire'. I kind of understand four-alarm too with the sirens reference next but forlorn fits better IMO!

 

Shades of Cool - not really a misheard lyric, but she seems to pronounce 'invincible' as 'un-vincible' which mildly annoys me each time I listen.

[COCC Destroyer 131]

Cola-

Hotties in th sky

 

Video Games-

Watching all our friends fall in and out of applesauce

 

Summertime Sadness-

And we rise above and sizzle like a snail

[Bae 565]

I still think it's forlorn but stretched like 'Baby I'm a for--ah-lorn fire'. I kind of understand four-alarm too with the sirens reference next but forlorn fits better IMO!

 

Shades of Cool - not really a misheard lyric, but she seems to pronounce 'invincible' as 'un-vincible' which mildly annoys me each time I listen.

i think its "unfixable" actually but i cant really tell

[COCC Destroyer 131]

Bel Air-

I'm hiding soap instead of iconic soul

(I don't even know how this happened)

[Deadly Nightshade 125]

I KEEP HEARING ~Hit me in the back, ultraviolence~ Instead of gimme all of that ultraviolence

[Lanasflowercrown 54]

Up until I found this board last month, I swore that she said "photon daddy" in Cola. I actually googled the word "photon" about a year ago to see what she was talking about   

In Body Electric, where she says "Whitman is my daddy, monaco's my mother" I thought she was saying "Clinton is my Daddy, Monica's my mother" and I just thought she had some weird obsession with the Clinton administration scandal  I heard her sing it live at her show last month and I thought "huh, that's weird, she's changed the lyrics tonight." I looked up the lyrics a week ago and realized I've been wrong for over a year...

I have a million more mis-heard lyrics from the paradise edition. Thank goodness I found Lanaboards to help correct me lol. 

[Lanasflowercrown 54]

Cola-

Hotties in th sky

 

Video Games-

Watching all our friends fall in and out of applesauce

 

Summertime Sadness-

And we rise above and sizzle like a snail

I sing it as Hotties in the sky, too  I know it's not, but it's just more fun to sing (and that's what I thought she was singing at first). 

[plush 656]

"boy you know that I have really never moved my body, but you" in Trash /Miss America.

"too much I strive, I just ride" in Ride

"baby stopping at seven 11, there bsnemjsbxbsnshz heaven"

 

[SilverSprings 534]

i think its "unfixable" actually but i cant really tell

 

That makes so much more sense in the context of the song! I must have read invincible somewhere but you're right, it does sound more like 'unfixable', thanks!

[Goddess 224]

In SS the first listen or so, I thought "Sizzlin' like a snare," was "Sizzlin' like your stare."

 

Which I still think would've been much hotter.

 

And I kinda think she alternates on SoC between unfixable and invincible. I'm not sure. Just sometimes I hear one & sometimes I hear another.

[Rayse 658]

I KEEP HEARING    ~Hit me in the back, ultraviolence~ Instead of gimme some of that ultraviolence   

 

omg

incidentally, hit me in the back works with the whole ~ultraviolence~ theme

[Slumdog 817]

"baby stopping at seven 11, there bsnemjsbxbsnshz heaven"

 

Exactly.

[HEARTCORE 18,969]

'My man the best puss, he knows what's up' in Hundred Dollar Bill.

[MahaMaha 1,111]

No matter how many times I listen to Diet Mnt Dew I will never actually hear Diet Mnt Dew when she sings it.

[Kommando 3,264]

On West Coast, instead of "He's crazy y Cubano"...

 

~He's crazy like Obama~ 

[Kommando 3,264]

Oh and now I can add Brooklyn Baby : instead of "Talkin' about that newer nation"...

 

"Twerkin about that newer nation" 

[COCC Destroyer 131]

In Brooklyn Baby I always sing "He plays guitar while I sing the lead"

[Bae 565]

not a lana lyric, but in primadonna i hear 

"I really don't know why it's such a big dildo" instead of deal though

[veniceglitch 379]

"Black, white, blue" in National Anthem, which makes NO sense, but I like it.

 

In Jump, I always wear "Hair thinning in the wind, Cadillac convertible we're in" as well as "You got the grin of a very hollow man."

 

There's plenty more, but these sprang to mind. 

[Rebel 3,177]

I always thought the National Anthem chorus was "Red, white, blue and stars" because that makes perfect sense