Charli XCX

[DaddyATRL 3,878]

lmao at Spotify calling her "CharliE XCX" in the cool 3d world credits

Old tea. Conspiracy theories said they did It so they don't have to pay her label

[GroupieLove 2,621]

I might not post in here very often (which i deeply regret) and I’m for sure very late to the discussion of this album's quality, artistry, and general fucking amazingness, but I wanted to spend some time with it before I expressed an opinion. And after almost two weeks with it, let me just say I am s-c-a-l-p-e-d. Not just scalped, but literally every single hair on my body has been ripped out of my body raw, and left my follicles bleeding. After the initial slayage of the run from Next Level Charli to Shake It, Charli was not content with leaving my head bald, but she had to go for my neck, my armpits, my back hair, my pubic hair, and my crack hair. I want to go more in depth with this, but I need to run to the restroom first though I just need to say this is my most loved album that makes me want to slap my thighs and scream since 2015’s Dangerous Woman. You do not understand the manic OBSESSION I have over this album.

 

I have been perched and waiting for this, and if you would have told me a few years ago that the British having accent “I’m so fwancééy” girl would strip me naked, douse my body with mud, and rip every single hair from my body in the matter of 15 simple strokes, I would have called you a liar just like all the other men in my life. But alas, here I am naked and hairless, my body spanked and whipped, my rosebud dilated, my anus prolapsed and wider than a Greyhound bus tire, wondering where my life would be without this album.

 

My personal holy trinity is Shake It, Silver Cross and White Mercedes, with special mention to Click for being a major thigh slapping bussy soaring mirror licking jam that I get my life into the mornings as I slide up and down on that phantom Nick Jonas phallus I have located in my living room.

 

Albums like EMOTION, Lemonade and Dangerous Woman have invaded my heart and slain me emotionally, but Charli is one of those rare albums that invades both my heart and my urethra and makes me want to go out and part all night just like a children’s birthday party bouncy moonwalk machine and then go cry afterwards. I shall write more later when i'm back from my post restroom trip and after eating lunch because I want to be able to praise and worship this album properly. God bless.

[andruexcx 639]

I thought I was going to hate it at first but it's probably in my top 3

 

tbh its (almost) on the same level as Focus for me. like its SUCH a bop. like especially when you know all the words and sing along and dance. the autotune is PERFECT on it. she did that.

[Veinsineon 76,797]

What is this?

 

https://soundcloud.com/user-544857106/4-in-the-morning

[Heartmachine 9,981]

“I’m gonna send you to Heaven, tequil’urrr on your tongue...” :flutter:

[Veinsineon 76,797]

Leak Good Girls (feat. Starrah) to celebrate Warm praise  

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,804]

yes finally some love for Warm, that ethereal auto-tune bop deserved more than y’all gave it when released as a promo single.. the excellence! The outtro is bliss.

[Touch 3,817]

Warm is such a cute masterpiece

[Waterfall 927]

@@BloomForYou are the 2018 songs dead?

[Veinsineon 76,797]

I wanted to share a few things for the heck of it so, 

 

Here's the new HQ CTMP layered perfectly over LMA's remake, it just sounds a little more flushed out and polished

https://dbree.org/v/635d8a

 

and I hope I don't get flagged for this (because idk if it counts) but also here's an extended edit I made of February 2017.

https://dbree.org/v/a8670e

[Waterfall 927]

"so hot, burn the place down"     

[Waterfall 927]

charli really said f**k the lgbt community when she scrapped dance all night

[blameitonme 15,673]

these charli tour looks OMFG she is SERVINGGGGGGGG

[Casamigos 1,069]

Has anyone taken on the challenge of making a physical XCX World yet? I was thinking of DIY-ing myself a XCX World digipak now that we have a full HQ tracklist (i think?)

[Waterfall 927]

can we have her for xcxmas?         https://picosong.com/w9XCh/

[LonelyHeart 5,980]

Has anyone taken on the challenge of making a physical XCX World yet? I was thinking of DIY-ing myself a XCX World digipak now that we have a full HQ tracklist (i think?)

 

https://youtu.be/XmmAZLXWUZw

[gabrieldiniz 998]

[LonelyHeart 5,980]

https://soundcloud.com/cyberkills/charli-xcx-cyberkills-click-no-cu-e-gritaria

O título kkkkkkk

[gabrieldiniz 998]

O título kkkkkkk

amiga vc gostou?

[LonelyHeart 5,980]

amiga vc gostou?

Ta perfeito