♡GagaOopsy♡ 285 Posted October 13, 2012 But then everything turned to darkness 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guy 976 Posted October 13, 2012 because i blinked 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madrigal 2,616 Posted October 13, 2012 because i blinked I had glue on my eyelids, and the reaction between my irises and the adhesive caused me permanent blindness. NOTHING CAN UNDO IT. N O T H I N G 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
National Anthem 9,904 Posted October 13, 2012 This made very sad, which made me cry, which is strange when you can't see. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauradelxx 1,082 Posted October 15, 2012 When I cried my tear fell on a 0 Quote god knows I tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 17, 2012 On a dog from outer space 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onyxke 11 Posted October 17, 2012 Who transformed in a hot guy. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hundred Dollar Bill 21,805 Posted October 19, 2012 So I ripped my unopenable eyes open and it turns out he had scary fucked up eyes too So we got married and had freaky eyeless children The end yay 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plush 656 Posted October 19, 2012 Once Upon A time in IYeastInfecctionlandianavia, The Local Pizza Boy Delivered his Italian sausage inside of I'm such a carmen omg 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onyxke 11 Posted October 19, 2012 me and it felt so good that i just had to... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hundred Dollar Bill 21,805 Posted October 19, 2012 have a seizure and die on top of him 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
onyxke 11 Posted October 19, 2012 but I was not actually dead I went into a shock and when I came back to my sense I would ... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madrigal 2,616 Posted October 19, 2012 Pass out due to the sheer ugliness of this creature I lay upon. I knew right then and there I would die within the next few hours, and so I did. The end. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,642 Posted October 19, 2012 I was swinging in the backyard when 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 20, 2012 I realized that ghosts can't swing in backyards 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lola 6,642 Posted October 20, 2012 but then realized I was in a new story. 0 Quote Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexandriaTheGreat 14 Posted October 20, 2012 That just ended 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauradelxx 1,082 Posted October 23, 2012 Its called continue the story...Not end the story. I can't help myself though these posts are too funny. BUT (new story) I finally simply walked into mordor... 0 Quote god knows I tried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greymillenium 541 Posted October 23, 2012 I realize that Mordor is the sticks and book the next cruise to the Undying Lands with the rest of the sexy elves. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Summertime Sadness 112 Posted October 23, 2012 But Lana dislike elves and start hitting them all with an American flag. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
