Speculations on Lana's relationship with her mother

[labionda 52]

I don't think Lana is a weak !!! quite au contraire!!!  she likes to be submissive because for a moment she can let go, instead of always be in charge of everything (like she is) she admires strenght ... She longs to be desired ardently because it makes you powerful, the thought of a man that can do crazy things for you is beautiful and empowering... She wants to find a man, a strong man that can keep up with her and '' tame her''

[Pluto 1,581]

I don't get why y'all need to pry so much 

[kik 1,564]

I don't get why y'all need to pry so much 

 

Personally, it's because I have a strong interest in psychology and human behavior.

[Valentino 885]

There's an interview where Lana says her dad thought the opening line of Cola was hilarious whereas her mom didn't approve. I get the feeling maybe her mom was more concerned with seeming proper, preserving decorum and whatnot. The line in Old Money "my father's love was always strong, my mother's glamour lives on and on" is interesting. I  mean, she's comparing her father's love to her mother being glamorous, kind of a downgrade. The fact that she mentions her father a lot ("I pledge allegiance to my dad for teaching me everything he knows," "that's the way my father made his life an art," "I heard the streets were paved with gold, that's what my father said") whereas her mom is rarely mentioned in her music (the unflattering "My Momma" and that line in "Old Money") makes me think her father was simply more influential and important in her life. If the Cola quote is anything to go by, her mother seems to disapprove of weird, off-beat stuff like saying your pussy tastes like Cola, and Lana is a weird, off-beat person, so that may have been a point on contention in Lana's family life. Moreover, My Momma shows her disapproving of a boyfriend. Dear Elliott also refers to a boyfriend who was "not approved." Now, My Momma also suggests her mother had a thing for her boyfriend, which is where the song gets weird. And despite Lana claiming her songs are 100% autobiographical, we can't take them at face value.

 

Personally, I don't think her mother didn't love her or whatever. They didn't jibe in some senses; maybe Mom wanted Lana to fit into society more whereas Dad was cool with it. That's what I get from her music and the rare times she's mentioned her. We know so little about her that I don't think it's fair to draw any conclusions about their relationship.

[labionda 52]

@@Valentino fair points... But I can't help but wonder ... And my sixth sense says there's something more than meets the eye

[Lad 8,801]

Lemme open a thread about speculating Lana's relationship with her horse topiary. She looks very mad at it in this picture. Maybe she has a trauma with horse topiaries and she bought it just to be violent with it?

 

[TRENCH 15,451]

Lemme open a thread about speculating Lana's relationship with her horse topiary. She looks very mad at it in this picture. Maybe she has a trauma with horse topiaries and she bought it just to be violent with it?

 

omg you can see her ID pic

[Lad 8,801]

omg you can see her ID pic

OMG she has blonde hair in that pic. She's been teasing us Honeymoon will be the resurrection of Lizzy Grant since 2013

[labionda 52]

@ I lolled reaal hard ahaha. but whatever... I'm serious about this. She's very misterious

[kik 1,564]

I loled as well, like 4.5 seconds after being pissed for being mocked about my interests. What an improvement. Gotta call my shrink to let her know I'm a real grown up now!!!!1

 

 

 

[naachoboy 7,993]

Yall weird af

[thatsomason 1,202]

Lemme open a thread about speculating Lana's relationship with her horse topiary. She looks very mad at it in this picture. Maybe she has a trauma with horse topiaries and she bought it just to be violent with it?

 

Her fingers are so long, christ

[Pluto 1,581]

Lemme open a thread about speculating Lana's relationship with her horse topiary. She looks very mad at it in this picture. Maybe she has a trauma with horse topiaries and she bought it just to be violent with it?

 

but she looks so happy here!

[labionda 52]

if some of you find this thread weird you can always look somewhere else.... I'm very interested not only in her music and artistic endeavors but in HER as a person.. I want to know what made her behave this way and .. yeahh... so if you find this annnoying yall free to go...  going back to the topic.. So do anyone know anything about her past for sure?

[Lad 8,801]

I loled as well, like 4.5 seconds after being pissed for being mocked about my interests. What an improvement. Gotta call my shrink to let her know I'm a real grown up now!!!!1

 

 

 

I did not mock your interests. It was just a fun take of my opinion. I don't think you guys are being creepy or anything, and I get she's a public figure and also we as fans want to know the most about her, but I personally thought this was too personal. Of course that's my opinion and everything here is speculation though, so it's not like this thread is venting her dirty laundry.

[kik 1,564]

Talking about laundry, I wonder if she finally figured it out

[TRENCH 15,451]

Talking about laundry, I wonder if she finally figured it out

omgg

[Chris Cuomo 3,324]

I think whatever qualms Lana had with her mother have been resolved. They seem to have a good relationship as of now, but that's just judging by instagram posts and such.

 

Hostility between the two might've formed when Lana was sent to boarding school. It seems to me like her dad was more sympathetic with her troubles whereas as her mother just wanted to send her away. And I really don't think abandoning your alcoholic teen is a good solution. Then I'm reminded of Lana saying her father had no idea she was making music or what kind of life she was living..mhh Interesting topic!!

[labionda 52]

I imagine Patricia to be an uptight , no bullshit type of person... I think she doesn't understand her daughter strangeness and uniqueness

[plush 656]

This thread is so gross and not anyone's business