Conspiracy Thread- Lana is being completely controlled and is programmed to only say the word "Soon" and giggle

[Stargirl 13,351]

exactly as the title says, girls

 

discovered by the good bitch @TROPICUM so sexwithme you can't get mad at me for trolling who's the troll now binch

[reputation 6,319]

the constant trolling is getting a little bland stargirl, don't you think?

[Stargirl 13,351]

the constant trolling is getting a little bland stargirl, don't you think?

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Now everything makes sense

[H E R O I N 1,536]

 WHY    THEY    DON'T   FOCUS  ON DUA'S CARREER ?    IS  TURNING   INTO   A  MESS  ...

[TROPICUM 6,407]

credit me or i'll sue

[Stargirl 13,351]

credit me or i'll sue

done biss

[Jiggy 1,024]

yelling

[Bekim 2,576]

 WHY    THEY    DON'T   FOCUS  ON DUA'S CARREER ?    IS  TURNING   INTO   A  MESS  ...

babygirl, my babylove. My white Caucasian dove. Dua lipa will/never have a career 

[TROPICUM 6,407]

done biss

[Stargirl 13,351]

[Jean 4,117]

Lana sis, come through. Look at us, look what we're doing to ourselves 

[TROPICUM 6,407]

[Harlem 1,942]

 

I FUCKING PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING HAHAHAHAH

IM IN TEARS SEND HELP

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

I can't fucking breathe

[trayertrash 7,210]

As I thought, this ties well into the Lana and SOPHIE are the same person theory. 

First, I looked on twitter for any time SOPHIE has said "soon" but nothing came up. 

This lead me to believe that maybe that theory was wrong.

But, as predicted, the Illuminati were extremely messing covering their tracks.

Numbers, SOPHIE's label, posted this.

Low and behold, it contains the one word Lana is programmed to say...

[missdelreyxo 3,786]

babygirl, my babylove. My white Caucasian dove. Dua lipa will/never have a career 

i love you evenn more that you said this

[Stargirl 13,351]

As I thought, this ties well into the Lana and SOPHIE are the same person theory.

First, I looked on twitter for any time SOPHIE has said "soon" but nothing came up. 

This lead me to believe that maybe that theory was wrong.

But, as predicted, the Illuminati were extremely messing covering their tracks.

Numbers, SOPHIE's label, posted this.

Low and behold, it contains the one word Lana is programmed to say...

I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SHOOKETH DARLING 

 

THE RESURRECTION OF THE TRUTH 

 

poor lana needs all these disguises to enjoy the muck and the mires of everyday life

[Harmonia 1,413]

honestly if this album doesn't leak at this point I'll be more impressed by that than the album itself

[Stargirl 13,351]

honestly if this album doesn't leak at this point I'll be more impressed by that than the album itself

excuse me, as a Poppy stan what is your opinion on illuminati influences, robot popstars, and emergent phenomena resulting in emotional angst found in human replicant models?