Hundred Dollar Bill

Voting for Maru in my heart because your name is not in the poll.
 
Now I just need an option to give four more votes. How can I choose when there is so much perfection? :imbeingsarcasticbitch2:

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here, please take this you'll need it
 

 
 
I love Burning Desire! That song is great. I like your views on the other songs though, it makes sense. I can't wait to listen to Paradise! All the diverse opinions are getting me really excited to listen to it myself.

Dark Paradise.... where do I start with this one. I am on the same page as Matt with it, like he said, it was one of my favorites for the first week of having the album. Then the annoyance set in. "EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYESS..........." ughkjshgdkslhjda the way she yells the chorus, which has terrible lyrics, by the way, is horrible. Let's just take a few seconds to process how stupid the lyrics to the chorus are:

Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise
No one compares to you, I'm scared that you won't be waiting on the other side
Every time I close my eyes, it's like a dark paradise
No one compares to you, but there's no you, except in my dreams tonight

k am guna giv u a few moer secnds 2 prosess tht infermasion

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r u redy 2 go on????? k

if those lyrics weren't bad and boring enough, the stupid trademark of BTD really shits all over and ruins this song. see here:
"every time i close my eyes" *SHAWWWW*
.... rlly? rlly. Even the amazing Auto-Tuned Loon, Jesus Christ's own breath, couldn't save this song. You can hear him desperately coming in before the chorus to warn you, trying to save you the horrid plight of it all. Bless his soul.




The opening: it sounds pretty at first, but after a few listens.. it's just too overdramatic to deal with. Lana starts singing and it's okay, until the bass kicks in. There are too many bass beats. This song might have done better had it been more ballad-y, with less beats and more attention to her voice and strings or something. That's why the demos are better than the album, they do the beat much differently. I still can't listen to those much though just because the chorus is so bad. The lyrics just really don't go with the beat. I'm too lazy to look it up, but someone actually did a mashup of Gaga's Judas with this song, where it was the backing track of DP with the vocal track of Judas, and I've got to say, I love that version. Gaga's lyrics to her song fit the beat of DP so much better than Lana's lyrics. Google it and see for yourself! Also, the bridge. This needs to be addressed...

"Telling me I'm FIIIIINEEE-E-E--E-E"

My god, Lana, if your haters ever poked fun about your wobbly vocals, you sure didn't prove them wrong here. The way she hits that note (or fails to, rather) is cringe-worthy. The only thing I really like about the song is the "ah-ahahsahdjshfkjhfgsj" part. Because really, it's the only line where I'm not focused on the boring/melodramatic aspect of the lyrics. It also tries too hard. I mean, was the "Dead like you" really necessary? Sometimes it's better to not directly explain what you're singing about in the song. The fact that she states that her man is dead kind of kills the illusion she was trying to build in the verses. idk.

I also really hate the weird-celestial wind chime noises in the chorus, after she says "won't be waiting on the other side." the piano in the pre-choruses is also really painful for me to hear, as it doesn't fit the rest of the backing track at all imo. this song is just such a mess. i can't

There is one part of the song I really love, though! It's after the last chorus, when the song is over.

you asked for it

So turned on right now

 
sploosh.

When a (borderline) spammer has the audacity to compare their posting history and content to that of Sitar's and completely ignores the points set forth by multiple moderators about their posting history, that's when no more fucks are given on my part. If I were a regular member and multiple moderators told me, "Stop with the cats", I wouldn't reply with "litewave does it too"

You asshole, I was going to say that.
 
we're both corrupt don't vote for either of us

At the request of Sitar, Dead Banana and The Girls (plus, a few randoms):
 

 

 

 

 
:saywhat:
 
:annoy:
 
:ponder:
 

 
:stare:
 
:lick:
 
:hello:
 

 
:glam:
 
:fume:
 
:damn:
 

 

 
:mug:
 
:smoke:
 

 
:shades:
 
:come:
 
:brow:

Handel sux, dude. Listen to some real shit like JS Bach, late Beethoven, Chopin, Wagner, Brahms, Mahler, Rachmoninoff, Scriabin, Debussy, Ravel, Stravinsky, Ives, Bartok, Messiaen, Varese, Webern, Shostaknovich, Schnittke, Ligeti, Penderecki and then come into this thread and say that. Go play baseball with Handel's dead skull, Madrigal.

Shhhh

Boy, you are just as much to blame

You could always message me, you know, since you never talk to me anymore.

Errryday.
 
I'll PM you

I don't have a code for this one but it is essential
:rejected:

I can't breathe. I love you so much.

The verses of that song are basically just a list of reasons why she's a bad bitch.
 
- Her pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
- Her eyes are wide like cherry pies
- She has a taste for men who are older (no surprise)
- She falls asleep in an American flag
- She wears her diamonds on Skid Row
- She pledges allegiance to her dad (for being so informative)
 
It's basically her version of a Chuck Norris joke

Cola - those HIGH notes are heavenly, they're eargasms, they're ...
or
Body Electric - it's my favourite song but the studio version is like...you know... it's still amazing but...IT DOESN'T COMPARE TO THE LIVE ONE!
 
or
American - the bridge = gorgeous, omg the bridge *fainting* "....i don't even know what i'm saying but i'm praying for you......"
how do i pick????
 
EDIT: Fuck it, YAYO wins my heart, forever and alwaysss....

first one to post nudes gets my vote.

Maybe you just need to put your thinking cat on. :3
 

 

I refuse to vote
 
There should be a "sitar & HDB" option tbh

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Welcome to MotW!!! ;')).My name is Maru, a 20 year old cat-lover from a small city in Canada. I'm usually sweet and nice as long as you treat me the same, but I can be a total bitch too lol. I'm bubbly, Gossip, Talkative, Bitchy, Snobby, Fashinista yet sometimes boring ;')) I'm quite socially awkward, but just make me laugh and smile and you'll definitely have my heart and I will nominate you for MotW. If you want to talk to me feel free to PM me. Thanks for voting ;'))!!
 
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Because of this special Moderator edition of MotW, we will be asking ♡GagaOopsy♡'s questions in addition to the regular ones!

Spoiler Do you believe in love?

Are you into cute stuff?
What's your fave piece of clothing?
What's your fave accessory?
What's your fave candy?

Fave ice cream flavor?

^ I don't know, i'm not inside the head of cats.

The dark hair adds years to her face in my opinion. Also I think it's too long~ but that's personal preference.

Chug bleach, I need both hands for tetris.
 
Would you rather put a toothpick under the nail of your big toe and then kick a wall, or slam your fingers in the car door?
 
 

Hi Hello both of you!

oh...still give.