Paris Hilton

YNEH was soooo good. I'll defoo bookmark these. Ty! I have seen posters of this movie and it never caught my attention. If it tears souls then I'll watch it for sure. Tyyyy

Thank you God for sending @fagnewton to Lanaboards just to remind us the lead single is coming very soon by sending lovely scat. #GodIsReal #GodIsNotDead #GodIsNotDead2 #GodIsNotDeadTheMovie

It'd be such a cute idea if she includes those voice memos in the deluxe versions of her upcoming albums. I'd kill to hear what's in that voice memo app.

Lana going from NY to Italy... It's 2015 all over again.

You're going straight to heaven.

BYEEEEEEE PUMPKIN LMFAOOOOO

God, please, just ban this bitch already…

Hey guys! Since there have been so many rumors about me having any sort of involvement in LDR9, I’d like to confirm that, YES, me, Paris Hilton, (real one bc i’m the real one) I am working on LDR9 with Jack Antonoff, Laura Sisk and some random people I don’t know about…

The Ocean

He wants to be me so bad, it's embarrassing

I'd like some movie suggestions that WILL make me cry. I already watched 'your name engraved herein', 'brokeback mountain', 'holding the man', 'call me by ur name'.....

Reminder that Lana Del Rey is a pathological liar.

You should make Lana Del Rey Lyrics Anthology Book if things work out. I'd kill to have one of those.

OMG A NEW SCAM im just kidding, before i get jumped

This is great!

PUTA

SEE YOU ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE

I honestly don’t understand the whole revenge concept she is trying to portray on Blue Banisters. Is she even doing that or am I missing something?

Literally anyone can have fake scrobbles. You can easily use one of those sites and register that song as a scrobble on your profile……

Insiders in this thread be like:

The Nikki Lane hate is fun though... It's like hating on Bruno Mars or Ed Sheeran. However I'd like to acknowledge she has some country bops that I enjoy in silence.

Nikki Lane is the saddam hussein of the music industry… She terrorizes us.

#ParisHiltonExclusive: Lana Del Rey says the word “the” and “a” in at least five songs from BB!

No, we are just fueling our minds with delusions.