Paris Hilton

this bitch mother fr 💯

Im high and I just had a feeling it’s coming tonight for real guys… a surprise release is finally happening… only 2 hours and 40 minutes left…

Can’t believe she is surprise releasing her album tonight. This is surreal.

9 hours and 23 minutes til surprise release

All I want is Good Days and Hit DIfferent to be on the album.

561 pages of literally nothing.

Only if it’s Chugsy. Are you being serious to me… right now? @bunoner

I WAS ABLE TO GET THE ALT COVER VINYL!!! SO EXCITED.

YNEH was soooo good. I'll defoo bookmark these. Ty! I have seen posters of this movie and it never caught my attention. If it tears souls then I'll watch it for sure. Tyyyy

Thank you God for sending @fagnewton to Lanaboards just to remind us the lead single is coming very soon by sending lovely scat. #GodIsReal #GodIsNotDead #GodIsNotDead2 #GodIsNotDeadTheMovie

It'd be such a cute idea if she includes those voice memos in the deluxe versions of her upcoming albums. I'd kill to hear what's in that voice memo app.

Lana going from NY to Italy... It's 2015 all over again.

You're going straight to heaven.

BYEEEEEEE PUMPKIN LMFAOOOOO

God, please, just ban this bitch already…

Hey guys! Since there have been so many rumors about me having any sort of involvement in LDR9, I’d like to confirm that, YES, me, Paris Hilton, (real one bc i’m the real one) I am working on LDR9 with Jack Antonoff, Laura Sisk and some random people I don’t know about…

The Ocean

He wants to be me so bad, it's embarrassing

I'd like some movie suggestions that WILL make me cry. I already watched 'your name engraved herein', 'brokeback mountain', 'holding the man', 'call me by ur name'.....

Reminder that Lana Del Rey is a pathological liar.

You should make Lana Del Rey Lyrics Anthology Book if things work out. I'd kill to have one of those.

OMG A NEW SCAM im just kidding, before i get jumped

This is great!

PUTA