Paris Hilton

I hate those two hanging out together... I suspect Mitski is trying to steal my friend to get rid of me...

Because she sucks at teasing stuff! Someone else had to do it for her.

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Before the judges’ deliberations, the girls are in the pool enjoying one last night together. Ugh, my squirrelfriends, gather around… I’m so happy to be here with you all! I am nervous of tonight’s guest judge… I don’t know… I’m just having a weird gut feeling that I might be going home… Or maybe it was that chilli Lindsay and the guest judge made… Apparently they’ve never seen a match light on fire until today. Not to mention, Lindsay is dyslexic!

BEAUTY SHOT Sometimes the best caption is no caption at all.

We got a country snippet before and now we got a hip hop snippet but no song is dropping

The possibility that Lana could still have the spark under her ass to more create hip-hop inspired songs, which is where she is excellent at, in my opinion. She collaborated with Tommy Genesis on her previous album, so I wouldn't be surprised if she included some bops on Lasso.

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He is the mastermind behind chemtrails MV. Honestly a music video with National Anthem’s type of aesthetic would kill me too.

Imagine if BRTHR directs the music video… we would win even MORE.

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Lana concert money savings are NOW

"Oh, my god, you look just like Rihanna!" "No, no, you're more like Lady Gaga!" Actually, my name's RuPaul. For this week's challenge I decided to honor Marina and the Diamonds: The queen of homeless chic! I am going back to my roots as an edgy drag queen back in the 80s when I was serving nothing but Crisis, Uncertainty, Need, and Tenacity with my beautiful pieces of fabrics that I found under someone's tent here at Skid Row. And it doesn't stop there, as I pose, I RuVeal a second homeless chic look and a big curly wig, straight out of the Homeless Fashion Institute! I am so happy to dedicate an entire photoshoot to Marina Diamandis, a true icon of homelessness and bedframes.

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Literally. Summer Bummer and Change are in the same magnum opus that is Lust for Life. I’m so hyped.

LFL LANA IS BACK YUPPPPPPPPPPPP RIP LASSO YOU WILL BE MISSED!

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The girls walk out of the LBNTM set. As they wait for the bus to take them home. Britney noticed everyone’s sadness after today’s shocking elimination and finds ComebacktoCalifornia outside the set waiting for her horse ride. Britney decided to do something to honor the fallen girls…

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I don’t know why everyone is wearing these stupid outfits. I just heard I had to wear a mask, gloves and goggles so I put this on. At least I look skinny and Naomi is entertaining us with her CDs!

While the girls wait for Lindsay’s callback to the main stage, Britney gets explosive diarrhea due to her anxiety and IBS level XII. The models had to evacuate the set after the biohazards backstage The girls are finally safe; however, everyone starts suspecting Tinashe’s intentions after she cooked a meal for everyone before going to the set. Even RuPaul started to feel a little unwell.

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To discover my alter ego... ❤ Joan of Arc may have been a warrior, but she knew how to serve Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent on the battlefield! Joan didn't just break chains... she broke barriers and paved the way for fierce models everywhere, which is why I consider her as my alter ego. I am not here to wear her " knight armor" and call it a day. I want to reinvent myself as a high fashion Joan of Arc in 2024. I am wearing a beautiful asymmetrical sillhouette covered in silver materials; my face is carrying so many crystal jewels; on the left side I decided to carry Joan's legacy and on the right side I wanted to be EXTREMELY vulnerable by showing my arm, representing Joan's hard side (armoured) and her soft and sweet side (no armour). I am also wearing a crown with seahorses creatures because they're known to represent Grace, Adaptability, and Strength; three words that represent Joan.

Confessional The girls in the house gather around to talk about today's elimination. While RuPaul decides not to partake in the conversation, the other girls start to notice RuPaul's weird behavior, and things start to get a little heated.

Mitski, just between us, my squirrelfriend, who do you think is going home tonight?